Your best revenge/prank tips and tricks!

[froggy]

This thread was inspired by a recent thread that it was my pleasure to have read. Given that I'd like to know and brainstorm what are some of your best/favourite pranks? Now these are pranks not malicious or mean spirited "attacks" on people, we're having fun with friends not taking out blood feuds! :chuckle

I'll share my favourite, depending on the type of chair that People have at work (especially works well on vinyl/leather) I like to cover the seat and back with a thin layer of petroleum jelly (aka vaseline) then sit back and laugh

[Pokey]

If you want to do that why not soak the seat of the non leather kind with water and smirk as they squish into their seat.

Best done at the end of the day so they can go home and won't be too pissed.

[MistaChin]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

:)

[Pokey]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

:)

That's a lot of work - funny but expensive - you have to ruin your own baking sheet, have enough room in freezer to place the sheet. What if you spill some in freezer? Nah, not worth it.

It would be great in an apartment or somewhere where there is carpet in the hallway :D

[froggy]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

:)

lol that's a good one. reminds me of something we used to do when I worked at the outdoor pools during the summer. While people were working we'd go into the change room steal their undies wet them a bit then put them in the freezer. A couple of hours later you'd have a "skivvy frisbee"

[rukus]

jam broken jolly ranchers in a shower head during the night. sticky after. soup bouillon also works
pennies in a door jam.
salt & pepper in coffee grounds prior to making the coffee
if they have a sofa bed, remove the inner bed frame, then replace the cushions to cover the hollow space.

[MistaChin]

That's a lot of work - funny but expensive - you have to ruin your own baking sheet, have enough room in freezer to place the sheet. What if you spill some in freezer? Nah, not worth it.

It would be great in an apartment or somewhere where there is carpet in the hallway :D

If you're taking the easy way out to prank friends then your heart's not into it. I'm an all or nothing kinda guy.

[Nick]

saran wrap someones car or just go crazy with it in the house

[froggy]

If you're taking the easy way out to prank friends then you're hearts not into it. I'm an all or nothing kinda guy.

agreed! plus if you don't want to ruin a good sheet pan, go to dollar store and buy one of the aluminum ones for 5 trays for a $1 or something like that

[Default User]

OMG!!! This is MY thread!

We used to follw one co-worker into the washroom everyday, and turn the lights off as he sit helpless on his throne. Or throw water or wet paper towel over the stall door.

I took a shitty freebie radio, put it on a dead air freq. station (just static hissing) and set the volume just enough to hear it. Then taped it under his filing cabinet of his desk. The sound drove him crazy for 2 days. On the 3rd day he spent the whole day trying to find "the noise"

[froggy]

omg I love it will have to steal that for this coming april fools!

Oh and btw it's my thread! :flaming

[Default User]

- I remember when color printers first came out, we printed a bunch of Ontario-looking plates that said "Im gay", "Im horny", etc and taped them over peoples rear plates

- Used to tie everyones shoe-laces together at house parties that we crashed.

- Spray water over the door locks of peoples cars during winter or Car keys frozen in a rubermaid tub of ice

ohhhhh the memories

[hit26k]

OMG!!! This is MY thread!

We used to follw one co-worker into the washroom everyday, and turn the lights off as he sit helpless on his throne. Or throw water or wet paper towel over the stall door.

I took a shitty freebie radio, put it on a dead air freq. station (just static hissing) and set the volume just enough to hear it. Then taped it under his filing cabinet of his desk. The sound drove him crazy for 2 days. On the 3rd day he spent the whole day trying to find "the noise"

LMFAO!!! eric your tooo funnnnyy!!!

[Default User]

- I remember putting sprite into somebody’s double double coffee (apparently the sprite spoils the cream instantly)

- Put vinegar into somebody’s water

- Elastic Band ambush (need a couple other partners in crime)

- We used to empty the paper tray on someone’s printer on an hourly basis

- people that hang their coat on the back of their chair – we would wrap the jacket and chair with tape – 3 rolls of tape

[froggy]

- I remember when color printers first came out, we printed a bunch of Ontario-looking plates that said "Im gay", "Im horny", etc and taped them over peoples rear plates

- Used to tie everyones shoe-laces together at house parties that we crashed.

- Spray water over the door locks of peoples cars during winter or Car keys frozen in a rubermaid tub of ice

ohhhhh the memories

I used to do something similar using either packing tape or clear hocky tape we'd tape over the key holes for the peoples door locks, doesn't really work now with peoples key fobs but was a good trick in its day

[Pokey]

- I remember when color printers first came out, we printed a bunch of Ontario-looking plates that said "Im gay", "Im horny", etc and taped them over peoples rear plates

Niiiice :)




- Spray water over the door locks of peoples cars during winter or Car keys frozen in a rubermaid tub of ice

ohhhhh the memories

On some cars (crapaliers) the water from the roof naturally drains into the channels created by the door gaskets. Drains there and freezes overnight ensuring that the owner has a great time the following morning (piss poor design that one).


You could also tie a steel (not aluminum - too light) can to their bumper. They will drive down the street followed by a strange noise...

[Default User]

A few more…..

- Saran wrapped the toilet seat

- Pull/Push the guy while he’s using the pisser urinals (be prepared for the whip around)

- Hid foil balls in her food before she puts it in the microwave
(but we intentionally tried to break this microwave, and were ready to buy her lunch)



DISCLAIMER – be ready to take your beatings when performing any jokes/pranks. Some people have a very low threshold, and these pranks, although funny to some, are not tolerable for others. BULLYING is not acceptable

[Pokey]

be ready to take your beatings when performing any jokes/pranks. Some people have a very low threshold, and these pranks, although funny to some, are not tolerable for others. BULLYING is not acceptable

So be sure that this person can take it, since if you do any of this at work you could find yourself without a job shortly....

[shu5892001]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

:)

just pee at the dude's door lol, so much easier

[froggy]

Just to add to what I stated in the opening post, a prank is played on a friend on someone who you know who'll either reciprocate or appreciate it. When a prank is pulled on a stranger or on someone who has indicated that they won't be cool with it, it can have different consequences.

So please people prank with discretion! (that being said, I still have trouble believing some of the things the "just for laughs: gags" people get away with)

[PearlM3]

1. When I worked at mcdonalds we would always replace peoples glasses of water with pickle juice, or stuff their straws with the little onions.

2. When I was in University we taped our roomate into the shower, it was one of those glass corner ones, we just put two pieces of duct tape over the door, and it held. He could not get out because to push to hard would break the glass..lol

[Pokey]

So please people prank with discretion! (that being said, I still have trouble believing some of the things the "just for laughs: gags" people get away with)

They get away with it because they film the show in Quebec. People there are NOT americanized and do not sue you because you farted in the elevator and now their 16 children will forever be scarred unless you give me $10,000,000 right now. The rest of North America (especially the little country below us) should grow a sense of humour.

[MistaChin]

just pee at the dude's door lol, so much easier

lol but the point is to get pee into their room

[TheMaterial]

when I worked in an office a guy went on vacation and when he came back he found everything he had on his desk molded into jello

we got his stapler, mouse, all his pens, coffee cup and anything we could find it was sooo good, he was soo pissed but could only laugh. We also had jello for a week after it all lol

[Default User]

Don't even call in sick if I work with you!

My buddy took an extra long lunch break without signing off his PC. So we emailed a few people on his behalf, that he's coming out of the closet, or that he has a secret crush on someone.

I think we emailed about 25 or so people.

[MSMitch]

Duct tape lunch meat like bologna to the BACK of drawers - dresser drawers work best - WEEKS later, there is an unidentifiable stench from their room that will take another few weeks to source!

Also knew someone who "castrated" all the mice at their office - took all the balls from every computer mouse - with laser ones, doesn't work as well, so now we put a piece of electrical tape over the sensor!

ANYTHING with jello is funny!

Used to call my classmates and pretend I was with the dean's office - stated they hadn't paid tuition and needed to rectify asap.

Of course, being in vet school - someone MAY have taken three sheep, labelled them 1, 2 and 4 and set them loose in a student residence building... (not original, but you never wanted to take a chancem, so always end up looking for the non-existent #3!!!)

[hit26k]

lmao you guys are jokes. this is a such a great thread. will have to try some of these out around the office. lol

[Iceman_F1]

Duct tape lunch meat like bologna to the BACK of drawers - dresser drawers work best - WEEKS later, there is an unidentifiable stench from their room that will take another few weeks to source!

Also knew someone who "castrated" all the mice at their office - took all the balls from every computer mouse - with laser ones, doesn't work as well, so now we put a piece of electrical tape over the sensor!

ANYTHING with jello is funny!

Used to call my classmates and pretend I was with the dean's office - stated they hadn't paid tuition and needed to rectify asap.

Of course, being in vet school - someone MAY have taken three sheep, labelled them 1, 2 and 4 and set them loose in a student residence building... (not original, but you never wanted to take a chancem, so always end up looking for the non-existent #3!!!)

:chuckle

That would be amusing.

[froggy]

any classics that still work and get laughs? kick me signs taped to someones back? bucket full of bean bags over a partially opened door? shoe black on some binoculars?

[JashiK]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

:)
Wouldn't it be easier to go up to the door and take a piss?

[shu5892001]

lol but the point is to get pee into their room

o... i got it... lol

[blackmica10]

also not to original, but my ive gotten a few people by using clear hockey tape around the sink spray nozzle and watching as someone went to go turn on the sink .


also extremly funny, watch your teachers face as you pull out some zig zags and what appears to be mary jane.... until she looks in your sesh paper and realizes its tobacco!

[MistaChin]

Wouldn't it be easier to go up to the door and take a piss?

like I answered shu46546398248668512&@, you want pee in their room, not on the door. The frozen piss allows you to push it right into their room.

[Lummix]

oh man...wish i saw this earlier and not at 230am...

WE used to lift cars off the ground so the drive wheels were about a half inch up. Then listen to our victim in their state complete confusion as they try to figure out why their car can't move.

Tying zip ties to someones drive shaft is always fun.

Hiding alarm clocks through out some ones home/office and have them go off at different/random times.

In university friends of mine used to have parties at their frat house. And through some connections always had their hands on a pharmaceutical dye known as methyl blue. They used to make an absolutely devastating punch that was of course blue. The problem with methyl blue, is that your body can't break it down. So by the time the punch has made it through your system, you begin to pee blue. for those that had never had it before, the look of confusion/fright when they come out of the can was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

Buttered door handles are always good.

[Thrizzl3]

this was a prank that was pulled on an innocent person.

me and my friends were chilling at a wendy's in the summer and it was after closing hrs which was 12am. people were still coming through the drive thru but they didn't know the restaurant was closed. so we thought of an idea to pretend we were one of the order takers. my friend stood behind the menu pretending to be the person inside taking the order when an SUV pulls up. they were actually ordering and the order wasn't small either. after they finished ordering he drove up and my friend slipped out from behind the menu unnoticed. a few seconds later we burst out into laughter. The SUV came whipping around almost taking us all out asking if we were on the "up n up" WTF is "up n up" (basically means if we were high). nope we just did it because we were bored.

There was a police cruiser at the tim hortons and he immediately went over to complain. now since its private property and we weren't disturbing any peace or vandalizing the police can't do anything about it. So the cruiser comes over to us, the officer nods her head and laughs then drives away. The guy who got pranked saw this happen got pissed off and drove away. OH what a good night that was.

[Pokey]

Hiding alarm clocks through out some ones home/office and have them go off at different/random times.

I remember going into a walmart or sears or whatever and setting their various windup clocks to go off at different times :)

[Default User]

last year - one of the neighborhood kids put dishwash soap in this raggety lady's fountain. SUDS EVERYWHERE!!!!

[prime]

when I worked in an office a guy went on vacation and when he came back he found everything he had on his desk molded into jello

we got his stapler, mouse, all his pens, coffee cup and anything we could find it was sooo good, he was soo pissed but could only laugh. We also had jello for a week after it all lol

LOL Jim did that to Dwight in The Office

[Kappa]

i put a full fish in the tank of the toilet at my buddys place.. i told him it was his gf that smelled bad...

[esqui]

Years ago, when I was in my late teens or early 20's I had this friend me a a few buds use to share a house with, and he just went through a brutal period that lasted for months with Revenue Canada pertaining to him owing a couple thousand dollars in back taxes. In those days and at that age thats a huge sum. It was really his own fault because he didn't file for a few years and each year it turned out he owed money, so interest was accrued. Anyway he finally reached an agreement with them to pay so much a month for such and such a period. He was so pissed with them, especially when it cut into his beer and pot money.

I worked in a print shop at that time, and one of the clients was indeed 'Revenue Canada'.
Anyway, we were printing off Revenue Canada letterhead, so I made a decision to keep a few sheets and write him a letter on a typewriter (back then microsoft word, or word perfect just came out), advising him that there has been a huge mistake, and the amount owing was miscalculated and it appears he actually owes twice as much (lets say 4,000) then previously advised, so please remitt immediatley or face further penalty. Closing comment said, 'remember we are there to help.'

Now, I mailed the letter off through my works' postage meter to make it look more official, and because I was always the 1st one home after work, I waiting for it to arrive.
A few days later it did, and I had the pleasure of handing it to him (advising that this arrived today) and watch him go more ballistic more than Judge Judy on the rag.
It was a classic...I eventually told him it was me after letting him rant on for a couple hours.
He was relieved it was a joke, but the last thing he told me was pay-backs will be a bitch, but it never happened.

Heres another-I was being bullied 'as the new guy' at a warehouse years ago, and some dick kept putting grease on the back of my lock on my locker. I got sick and tired of it, so it was time to do something. Anyway, I knew who it was, so I made a decision to put crazy-glue in the key hole of his lock, on his locker.
The very next day i walked in a wammo, there he is with a set of bolt cutters, as I pretend to not notice. LOL...That prick deserved it..he ended up getting fired months later for fighting out in the warehouse.

[klym]

I enjoyed sticking a firecracker into a soft bar of soap, lighting it and then throwing it in the shower with my roomate. It was pretty epic, soap shrapnel everywhere & loud as shit in a small area... he was not impressed

[Default User]

Heres another-I was being bullied 'as the new guy' at a warehouse years ago, and some dick kept putting grease on the back of my lock on my locker. I got sick and tired of it, so it was time to do something. Anyway, I knew who it was, so I made a decision to put crazy-glue in the key hole of his lock, on his locker.
The very next day i walked in a wammo, there he is with a set of bolt cutters, as I pretend to not notice. LOL...That prick deserved it..he ended up getting fired months later for fighting out in the warehouse.

I loved being "the new kid" - it always gave me an excuse for the payback.

[Default User]

I enjoyed sticking a firecracker into a soft bar of soap, lighting it and then throwing it in the shower with my roomate. It was pretty epic, soap shrapnel everywhere & loud as shit in a small area... he was not impressed

I used to dump ICE COLD WATER over the shower curtain rod onto my little brother-in-law

[esqui]

I used to dump ICE COLD WATER over the shower curtain rod onto my little brother-in-law

LOL, thats a little tamer than freezing (cold) piss.:)

[klym]

Also, back in first year I was in an old res at Laurier where we didn't have our own showers in our rooms like alot of the new residences do. Needless to say you had to pay close attention to your close of someone would take them AND your towel back to their room. The girls on the other half of our floor enjoyed the walk of shame a few of the guys had to do lol

[Pokey]

Also, back in first year I was in an old res at Laurier where we didn't have our own showers in our rooms like alot of the new residences do. Needless to say you had to pay close attention to your close of someone would take them AND your towel back to their room. The girls on the other half of our floor enjoyed the walk of shame a few of the guys had to do lol

Perfect reason for streaking. But, but someone took my clothes :D

[Jackal]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

:)

Don't eat any of Mistachin's freshly baked cookies. Lol.

[MistaChin]

Don't eat any of Mistachin's freshly baked cookies. Lol.

I was going to bring some to the next meet too!

[klym]

I was going to bring some to the next meet too!


Next meet wont be my first thats for sure...

[Tony M. Nyphot]

Neverseez under toolbox drawer handles.
Drill a hole in someones locked toolbox, install a grease nipple then fill it up.
If you have a vacuum sealer or shrink wrapper, take every tool out of someones toolbox seal them up and put them back in the original drawers.
Use a hot glue gun to "secure" random metal tools/parts to a workbench.
Hang the control pendant on the crane hook then tape the up button in place. (Make sure you test the upper travel stop first, and have an up-up or forklift and basket handy to get it back down)
Put a pair of workboots in a crapper stall with a pair of coveralls/pants over them then lock it.
Swap a couple of letters on a keyboard.
Change the auto correct in someones e-mail program to change "the" to "teh", or their name to something more to your liking.
Put vaseline on the earpiece of a phone and have someone near it paged to an outside line.
Put extra heavy wheel weights on the opposite side of the actual weight on someones rim. (Best for a company car)
Hang a large potato on a wire then fasten it around the spring/strut.
Adjust the settings on a CRT monitor to make the picture screwy, then change the language to one the user doesn't understand.
Swap the mouse buttons to lefty style.
Hide a pager somewhere in the office then call it when the person is out, the single beep every 5 minutes will make it fun to find.
Put a few sheets of hole punched paper in the copier backwards.
Put the bosses phone on call forward to someone else.
Tell a rookie to go to stores for a long stand, bucket of steam, can of plaid paint, left handed screwdriver/wrench/hammer.
Near Christmas, print off a letter for a free turkey on company letterhead telling the recipient to pick it up from stores.
Page someone to your local IT help desk extension.

Use at your own risk!

[froggy]

I was talking to a highschool buddy of mine and he reminded me of one we did in highschool I almost forgot about (2 actually)! The first one was (and this was in the days before security cameras in schools) one of the covers for the radiators in the main hallway of the school was a little bit loose and you could pry it off and get access to it. One day we got a trout from the fish monger and stuck it in the radiator. Now this wasn't in the winter so the heaters weren't on, but after a few days boy did that hallway stink. took about 2 weeks for them to find it! The next one was when we put contact cement on the science room stools and shuffled them around.