Before I do a search of my name...

[Cardinal Fang]

Right then…….what did I miss?

Before you all start in on me I want to take a moment to quell some rumors I’ve recently gotten wind of.

1. I was on vacation with my wife and nothing more.
2. We did not go away to renew our nuptials. The thought did cross our minds but we quickly disregarded it when Whos urr dad declined our request to be the Maid of Honor.
3. I did not loose a wager to TheProfessor and therefore required to be off the boards for a pre-determined period of time. For the record, that farkstick cheats at Rock, Paper, and Scissors.
4. Yes I coveted the word Farkstick from one of you guys. Suck it up Mazda boys.
The highlight of my vacation was not seeing one Lava Orange Mazda3.

[TheProfessor]

So you\'re back....I thought that perhaps one of the following had happened:

1) You were doing your weekly stock up of bottled water and the cart with all the bottles tipped over and pinned you down in the parking lot of the grocery store. People pointed and laughed as you cried for help. You\'ve been in the hospital since recovering.

2) While on vacation in Pickering you were swimming off of the shores of the nuclear power plant and came into contact with some radioactive material. The contact horribly disfigured your body, causing you to grow a tail and shed all of your hair. You were fired from you job and as a result had to make a living touring with the circus as a freak.

3) My medication finally started to work and left me with only one personality to post with, though if you\'re back I may need a refill.

:p

Welcome back man

[3GFX]

Welcome back ego, oh yea and you too Fang :p

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by TheProfessor

People pointed and laughed as you cried for help. You\'ve been in the hospital since recovering.

*Starts to have flashback to his honeymoon.*

Originally posted by TheProfessor
You were fired from you job and as a result had to make a living touring with the circus as a freak.

I had a fantasy of doing a \"carnie\" once.

*Shakes head*

Originally posted by TheProfessor
3) My medication finally started to work and left me with only one personality to post with, though if you\'re back I may need a refill.

The blue pills work best in my opinion.

[Whos ur dadd]

Spare us the drama, your presence was not missed at all.











Actually, it was. Shiet, trying to have an intelligent conversation with broli is like damn near impossible (except if you remove the adjective \"intelligent\").

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd


Spare us the drama, your presence was not missed at all.

Hmmmm.....Apparently this is the new Whos ur dadd 4.1 I\'ve heard so much about. I like this version best. Abrasive, to the point and condescendingly absurd.

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Shiet, trying to have an intelligent conversation with broli is like damn near impossible (except if you remove the adjective \"intelligent\").

You know...in Broli\'s defense I don\'t think we are giving him a fair shake here.

If we just opened our minds more and unburden ourselves with all these preconceived notions and opinions we have I\'m sure that we will get a clearer picture of the young fellow and his firm views the issues and the English language in general.


Wow! I can\'t believe I finished typing that before bursting out in laughter.

[FLIPDADY]

Welcome back mang!

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Hmmmm.....Apparently this is the new Whos ur dadd 4.1 I\'ve heard so much about. I like this version best. Abrasive, to the point and condescendingly absurd.

Just so you know, Whos Your Dadd is now trying to make everyone call him \'TheWUD\'.....only an idiot would prepend their name with \'The\' arc

Oh wait......

[SIM SIMMA]

Welcome back.

[majic]

this is a useless thread.. anyone else wants me to lock it?

[Whos ur dadd]

No, this is like a Friday increase your post count thread which you can use for any other day.

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by majic


this is a useless thread.. anyone else wants me to lock it?

Oh, how the power has corrupted you. You remind me of Vader, but not as pretty.

[3GFX]

Yup, just uppin the post count hehe

[Cardinal Fang]

Vader is hawt.

[Broli]

wtf?

i am more than capable of having and inteligent converstation,
would would you like the topic to be?

- current events
- history
- medicine
- addiction
- science
- art (as long as it is not paintings i hate that shit)
- u name it and i will discuss it with ur loudmouf muddafarkas!

[3GFX]

\"Addiction for 600\"

[iconicrocket]

Welcome back Fang,

Anything exciting happened while on your vacation?

[Broli]

Originally posted by 3GFX


\"Addiction for 600\"

i am reading a book on the history of tobacco, it is rather interesting.

we can discuss at the meet tonight!

lol

[SIM SIMMA]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Vader is hawt.

Is it because of his phallic properties? His shiny helmet turn you on?

:p

[3GFX]

Originally posted by Jobes

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Vader is hawt.

Is it because of his phallic properties? His shiny helmet turn you on?

:p

It\'s what underneath the helmet

[iconicrocket]

Originally posted by Jobes

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Vader is hawt.

Is it because of his phallic properties? His shiny helmet turn you on?

:p

My LightSaber is bigger than yours!

[justin]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
4. Yes I coveted the word Farkstick from one of you guys. Suck it up Mazda boys.

Ahem Sir,

I called dibs on Farkstick on 30-07-06 at 09:27:36. See?

I\'ll give you this one for free, but next time... royalties!!!