2008 GMC Canyon Crew Cab SLE 4x4
KICKER / ALPINE / MTX / STINGER / TSUNAMI
lol... I've seen some of these before..
***2008 GT Hatch CWP***
MS3 Gen1 Rims black, Eye lids, 20% tint, stubby antenna
lol thats good.
that's hilarious i can't stop laughing. People and there ideas I tell you
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Dam, I wanted to see what was so funny.
CURRENT: 2009 Subaru Impreza STI | 2007 Mazdaspeed 3 | 2003 Chevy Silverado 2500HD | 2009 BMW X5 3.5d
GONE: Apparently too many cars to list in the signature....
this car EATS F***ING DINOSAURS!!!
LOL!!
"with this car you'll pick up sooo many chick. Not some weak chicks. STRONG chicks, that can open jars and S**t" LOL
not the same add ...diff add but same conept..
http://ontario.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehi...AdIdZ231350735
Mine from a few years ago:
Warning, this advertisement is intended for adults only; not so much because turbo chargers have been known to suck in the small and weak and eat them for breakfast but more so because most piggybanks don’t hold enough cash to actually buy the car and I am not interested in receiving pocket change for payment... If all you have is 92,996 quarters either convert them into certified funds or stop reading now.
So what are you getting for your money? For starters you get a couple “Mazda’s” in the name, the Mazda Mazdaspeed 3 is about as unique as a Starbucks right across the street from another Starbucks. Sure there are a few out there, but its not common enough that everyone is calling their BMW BMW MM3, or Audi Audi S4 so you can take pride in the name before you even start the car; and on the name how many cars actually have the word speed in them? This is no “GT” or “S” model, those are for pansies... No innuendoes here my friend, straight to the point with speed in the name on the badge in the boot for the world to see, ... and see it they will as the rear of the car disappears off into the sunset leaving their weak-sauce “S” models in the dust.
This beast comes with all the standard equipment us octane starved thrill seekers could want in life. It’s got 263hp and 280lbs of torque to outrun the cops, a lively chassis to scare all your friends, and brakes strong enough to count as a chiropractic treatment.
Every wonder why your watch gets out of sync? That is because the Mazdaspeed3 has so much torque that if the loud pedal is pressed it actually for a moment increases the earths rotation by 0.0235% (or by about 43 seconds in layman terms). I don’t like resetting all the clocks in the house so I don’t do this regularly but I can’t control what other owners are doing, so if you are looking for someone to blame for this years new years count down blunder when the clock accidently said midnight too early look elsewhere.
I couldn’t find a warning in the manual so I feel obligated to warn you that this car packs enough testosterone that it may cause pregnancy. Shortly after buying this car my wife was with child. Should you or anyone you know become pregnant after being in this car I take no responsibility. You must also be comfortable with growing hair in new places... Just saying.
My price on this bad boy is a steal at just $22,999, but I’ll entertain reasonable offers. And by reasonable, I mean don’t show up and say that you’ll give me half of that. If you do, I’ll feed you to the turbo charger along with the small and weak that got sucked in during my commute home.
There is only 24,300km’s on this F1 car with seating for 5 and she is in mint condition. And I don’t been the kind of mint where loonies come from, I am talking about garage kept (as to not scare the kiddies at night) dealer serviced, and only fed Sunoco Ultra 94 since day one; non of that cheap urine filled crap from the bad part of town. This legend is sure to outlast you and all of your kin, after all its got two first names and they’re both the same with speed thrown in there for good measure, so unless your name is Bob Bob Speed you haven’t got a chance so be sure to enjoy this beast while you can.
Serious inquiries only. Dealers or telemarketers... Fear being fed to the turbo charger should you be crazy enough to try something stupid like wasting my time.
lol I remember your ad lol epic
UoU had the better ad in my opinion.