People who hog 2 parking spots

[Elusivellama]

Like a Boss.

I think that car would look better in Keyed Dandelion Yellow Primer.

[JaYson]

i agree. or maybe 4 flat tires would make him think twice about being a douche bag again.
its times like these i wish i had those glass markers they use at car dealerships to write "GO EFF YOURSELF" on the windshield

[Jeff-TheBiz]

I park right be side them when I see this..

on an angle like them.. normal spacing.

[FoXy]

as if his car is nice enough to warrent that lmao

[optiklenz13]

Harkparker!! I'll post this same picture in every forum I am in to tell the world how a douche he was for parking that way.

[Elusivellama]

It's the Boss edition of the Mustang, by all accounts a great car. Just not Bawsss material, for that you'd need a GTR and above, then it stops being outright douchbaggery and becomes art.

[philipfreire]

I would do the same!

[aris]

I park like that

[Thrizzl3]

it will be Found On Road Dead once you piss in the gas tank

[cwp_sedan]

He's not even in the 2 spots. The ass end is still hanging out too.

I park like that

Jokes right? You wouldn't actually park like that...

[loosecannon]

This:

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Someone parked their Aston Martin across 3 spots on the parking deck (where I usually park) at my work place. I parked my car about 2 inches away next to it when I rolled into work.

That car disappeared from that area for a few weeks. Then resurfaced in the same fashion. I parked next to it again only being a few inches away. Then got my coworker to park next to it a few inches away. Kind of boxing him in. haha... He never parked there again.

[Elusivellama]

That reminded me, back on May 24, my friends and I were just getting into the car (not mine) when a nice BMW swung into a parking spot next to our car but without fully aligning to the lines and just a little too close to us. It was almost too tight for me to get in the passenger seat. We stared as the prick got out of his car, stared so hard that as I was getting back into the car, he came right back to the Beemer an pretended to get something he 'forgot' out of his front seat.

I was so tempted to put the door edge right into his fancy door panel. So tempted. But it was a sunny day and I just had a good breakfast. So I spared him. But we openly laughed at him as we drove away, maybe he'll learn not to piss off 3 guys by douchparking right next to us.

[Default User]

At least it looks like he's at the back of the lot.

When I first got my Mitsu, I parked at the far back lot, on a rainy day. Ran inside for 5 minutes, came back and somebody STILL parked beside me

There were still 20-something empty spots closer to the front doors

[The Wolf]

Doucheparkers make me wish I had a junker again. Maybe just keep a cup of sugar in the car in case of emergencies.

[aris]

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Jokes right? You wouldn't actually park like that...

Yes i do...i park far away and on a angle

[DumpInfo]

Someone parked their Aston Martin across 3 spots on the parking deck (where I usually park) at my work place. I parked my car about 2 inches away next to it when I rolled into work.

That car disappeared from that area for a few weeks. Then resurfaced in the same fashion. I parked next to it again only being a few inches away. Then got my coworker to park next to it a few inches away. Kind of boxing him in. haha... He never parked there again.

Haha that's hilarious!

I'd be the person to go to the nearest grocery store just to egg them.

[SomeGuy]

In some ways I don't blame them...the number of people who get swiped in the parking lot and people not leaving notes or anything...my old 3 got swiped, no note, notta...cost me $1500 out of pocket to get fixed. If ****ers would a) learn to drive and b) take responsibility for their mistakes...then there would be no reason to park far away or angled.

Either way, I still try to find an end spot far away where it's quiet and if I have to park beside someone, I try to find someone who looks like they care about their car (clean, no dings, backed in, etc).

And to everyone who says they'd do something mean to the angle parked car...how would you feel if someone egged your car? Or parked extremely close to your car? Regardless of how you park, you'd be pissed right off if someone screwed with your car ... so quit being douches.

[Cab0oze]

At least it looks like he's at the back of the lot.

When I first got my Mitsu, I parked at the far back lot, on a rainy day. Ran inside for 5 minutes, came back and somebody STILL parked beside me

There were still 20-something empty spots closer to the front doors

yeah isn't that a pissoff... some people really dont understand the concept of trying to stay away from other people. I see it all the time at work... Our parking lot fits over a thousand cars, I park at the back with double spaceing with a few other guys who care about their cars. This one douche with an old corrolla always parks right beside us (i.e. not nicely spaced) every day even though theres room for another 200 cars easily, closer to the door. Grr. Retards.

On the other hand, if you're hogging a prime spot when double parking, that is just the biggest ******* move ever, and as much as I hate people who key cars/vandalize other peoples shit, that is just asking for it. If I saw someone vandalizing it, I wouldn't stop em

[speedsilver]

When i got my 2010 mazda3 it was dented on all 4 sides within 6 months. I NEVER park near anyone anymore, and in large parking lots i park farthest away taking up 2 spots, i dont feel thats a crime, i work my ass of for my car and ill be damned if someone dents my speed6

[speedsilver]

off*

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http://www.youparklikeana$$hole.com/
^^^ replace the "$$" with "ss"

[Thrizzl3]

http://www.youparklikeana$$hole.com/
^^^ replace the "$$" with "ss"

omg i just printed a bunch

[SSmoked]

Thats soft. In my work truck (f550 + 20ft trailer) i go easy 10 spots wide. Haters can go hate.
Its pure JDM parking broo

[Default User]

At least it looks like he's at the back of the lot.

When I first got my Mitsu, I parked at the far back lot, on a rainy day. Ran inside for 5 minutes, came back and somebody STILL parked beside me

There were still 20-something empty spots closer to the front doors

Found a pick of that day