So, I moved in almost exactly 2 months ago.
We took a picture in front of the sold sign, Like nerds.
A tree branch fell where we were standing 20 minutes later.
Fridge blows up and sprays water everywhere.
Light fixture in basement gets a short and nearly catches fire (melted)
All in the first 2 days.
Today, the dimmer switch in the front hall broke, not allowing us to have light in the foyer. Replaced.
JUST after replacing it, Megan yells that something is on fire in the laundry room. I run down, A florescent bulb has burned out, but has melted the socket it was in, and the plastic is indeed on fire.
And of course the whole house wreeks of burning plastic, and we're having our house "warming" tomorrow. Apparently my house thought it meant house burning...