The VICE meets ANONYMOUS meets MENS HUMOR thread

[Default User]

I'm a firm believer that main stream media is a crock of shit. Mass media outlets are biased and conveniently omit the real story.

Thankfully, there are alternatives to today's information, which gives people different sides and views to current news topics.

Not to confused with the "Funny Pic thread" - I'm dedicating this for the discussions, memes and pics that are ironically correct in terms of poli-shits and weird-ligion and all the taboo that goes along with it.

Bring on your Political comments and rants. Post those George Carlin videos. Show me your best Memes.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rsL6mKxtOlQ

[patrickdominick]

Have you been drinking sir?

[Default User]

Have you been drinking sir?

Yes

But more-so testing the TM3 audience

[Default User]

BTW - license plate renewals are going up to $120/year

5 years ago - it was only $75

That Liberal government has raised the fees 60-something percent in 5 years....for what? None of the overhead costs have gone up in price...

With the 8-million plus cars on the road in Ontario - it almost seems like someone's just trying to recoup the billions lost in her failed gas company flop...


At least Rob Ford removed the $60 surcharge and the stupid $0.05 plastic bag fee

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BTW - license plate renewals are going up to $120/year

5 years ago - it was only $75

That Liberal government has raised the fees 60-something percent in 5 years....for what? None of the overhead costs have gone up in price...

With the 8-million plus cars on the road in Ontario - it almost seems like someone's just trying to recoup the billions lost in her failed gas company flop...


At least Rob Ford removed the $60 surcharge and the stupid $0.05 plastic bag fee

Well between that and gas taxes, Ontario collects over $10 Billion a year!!..Wonder where that is all going? Its 'Definitely' not into the infrastructure and roads. Not to mention monies acquired through taxes on parts, repairs, car sales and resale's. Oh and traffic and parking infractions and tolls...lol they are making a killing!...At our expense.


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[Default User]

BILLIONS and BILLIONS
None of which goes towards the national debt.

[Hyperion]

All of those are important to have.
1)Hunting
- Controls who can kill our animals, ensuring they only kill a certain amount of animals, and only certain animals during on season. Without this you get the same shit as the white rhino. Maybe the in our lifetime, but slowly populations will decline.

2) Drivers
- You are controlling a multi-tonne chunk of metal traveling at 100+ km/h traveling feet, if not inches from others going 100 km/h in the same, or opposite direction. You better have proved capable. Sure, some slip through the cracks, but we have to start somewhere.

3) Firearms
- Seriously, why even post this. Small item that can fit in a pocket that can end a life 500 meters away in the blink of an eye... You're right, why even have gun laws.

4) Fishing
- See hunting.

[Default User]

All of those are important to have.
1)Hunting
- Controls who can kill our animals, ensuring they only kill a certain amount of animals, and only certain animals during on season. Without this you get the same shit as the white rhino. Maybe the in our lifetime, but slowly populations will decline.

2) Drivers
- You are controlling a multi-tonne chunk of metal traveling at 100+ km/h traveling feet, if not inches from others going 100 km/h in the same, or opposite direction. You better have proved capable. Sure, some slip through the cracks, but we have to start somewhere.

3) Firearms
- Seriously, why even post this. Small item that can fit in a pocket that can end a life 500 meters away in the blink of an eye... You're right, why even have gun laws.

4) Fishing
- See hunting.

You're getting "Laws" and "Licensing" confused

And all of which are still just government money grabs.

Have you applied for a fishing/hunting license? There's is LITERALLY no prerequisite other than being 18 years old living in Ontario. That's it. And by giving the government the $30+ every year - they let you hunt/fish for things that they don't own.

I understand the initial process of "learning how to drive". But why have to RENEW the license every 5 years? There's no re-testing. No re-evaluation. Just money handed over. Why do we need to renew license plates every year? What purpose does that serve?

Licensing doesn't prevent gun violence. Just look at the USA.


License fees are literally just taxes. And Taxation is theft. I question: of the money's collected from these licensing fees - how much of it is actually pumped back to the public?

Over 8 million cars on the road in Ontario - $120 per car to renew - that's a Billion dollars that the government is going to make this year.

What do you think Wynn is going to do with that $1B revenue?
Fix our roads? NOPE.
Fix the Gardiner Expressway? NOPE
Add more highways to improve infrastructure? NOPE

she's going to use 50 mill to make the toll lanes on the 401 - to make even more money on a dilapidated and over used congested highway. And the other 950 M to repay the failed gas plant fiasco.

[Hyperion]

To hunt in Ontario, you must:

be at least 16 years old (or 15 with written parental consent)take the*Ontario*Hunter Education Course(or have recognized hunter credentials)take the*Canadian Firearms Safety Course(to use a gun to hunt)get a*hunting version*Outdoors CardH1 class: qualified to hunt using a gunH2 class: not qualified to hunt using a gunget all required tags and seals for the game you wish to hunt

You must*carry both the hunting version Outdoors Card and licence tag*whenever you hunt — and follow all hunting rules in*Ontario Hunting Regulation Summary.

[Default User]

Hunt with a crossbow

No firearm license needed - just a local Canadian tire

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Also - don't get confused with "knowledge" and "license"

Just because people can acquire a drivers license - it doesn't mean they know how to drive.

And giving the $100 or whatever it is to the government - doesn't make you a better driver. Or a better Hunter. Or a better fisherman.

[The Wolf]

To: Kathleen Wynne

From: Kevin O'Leary

Re: New Cap and Trade Slush Fund

Hi Premier, just saw you are setting up a new $1.9 billion cap and trade fund that you and Finance Minister Charles Sousa will be overseeing. Congratulations, you two are now managing the largest hedge fund in Ontario's history!

I'm just as optimistic as you are. But I recently made a promise to every taxpayer in Canada that I would call out mediocrity, incompetence and risk in government economic and fiscal policy, so I feel the need to verify a few things:

1. This new slush fund will have its own independent and transparent account, right?

2. I will need a quarterly statement of fund flows in and out of the account documenting the source and use of proceeds. After all, someone in your government might forget that this money was earmarked to reduce carbon emissions and spend it on something else.

3. I expect to be informed on administrative head count. Rumour has it you're planning on hiring hundreds of new government employees to administer the fund. You know how snippety some people can get when you swell government payroll when no one else can find a job in this economy!

4. I heard Mr. Sousa say on the radio that you're going to be making new and exciting investments in "green tech". I will need to know the terms of each deal, what I paid for my equity or debt positions, my voting rights and what governance is in place in each investment.

5. I expect you'll be hiring an independent auditing firm to value each investment on a mark to market basis and provide a going concern letter in cases where investments might not have worked out as planned. Also "green tech" companies have a nasty habit of going bankrupt as soon as their government subsidies end, but with your and Mr. Sousa's long track record of picking winners in this industry, I'm not worried about that.

6. I'd like you to offer some consolation to parents in Ontario who are concerned they're leaving their children a $308 billion debt. Such worry warts! Yes, our $308 billion debt makes Ontario the most leveraged jurisdiction in North America. We now have twice the debt of the state of California with half the population!

7. Oh yes, just one more thing. You promised that this initiative was going to reduce carbon emissions, so I will need the reduction data on a quarterly basis as well.

I know your critics say you could have left all this money in the hands of companies that employ thousands of Ontario workers and in the pockets of entrepreneurs who create new jobs in Ontario, but you told us you could do a better job with it and you didn't give us a choice anyway. We're already one of the most uncompetitive and highest taxed jurisdictions in North America, so who cares about a few more billion in taxes?

Well, maybe some taxpayers did care. They were some of the 29,000 Ontario residents that were affected by your last 2% super tax on Ontario's high earners. I know they were very concerned about air quality too. Many moved to Nassau where carbon emissions are low. They don't pay tax in Ontario any more so let's forget about them. They're not going to give us any more trouble or tax revenue.

On behalf of myself and all the Ontario taxpayers who still live here, I want to know that you're our leader on this fund.

Before you know it, there's going to be another election in Ontario and I'm going to make damn sure both of you get all the credit you deserve on this.

Oh, and good luck with the funds performance. No one else on earth has ever reduced emissions or made money doing this, so I'll be watching and keeping everybody informed with all the good news that is sure to be coming. And, of course, we will all be breathing easier watching those carbon emissions plunge as soon as you start spending this money!

Yours respectfully,

Kevin O'Leary

[Default User]

LMAFOOOO

The Shark has spoken [/Mic Drop]


Ironically, You can almost hear Dennis Leary's ranting voice on this one....

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Best line in the whole comment;

"I'm just as optimistic as you are. But I recently made a promise to every taxpayer in Canada that I would call out mediocrity, incompetence and risk in government economic and fiscal policy, so I feel the need to verify a few things"



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[Default User]

There's actually a second open letter now

Having trouble Copy-Pasting from my iPhone

[Default User]

As you can tell...government taxes irk me

Before people bitch at Shell and Esso for their gas prices being so high... Don't forget to add your two cents to the government who has their hands in CAPP's pockets




$0.247 per Litre PLUS the HST on top.

[Default User]

Because until recently, they couldn't find a way to tax weed....

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[natspriceless]

Because until recently, they couldn't find a way to tax weed....

If people really believe that legalization was a better option than decriminalization they are sadly mistaken...the government may not be putting people in jail for getting caught with weed but you better believe that if you don't purchase it from them and pay the taxes on it they will be coming after you as hard as they do the people who sell Native or bootleg cigarettes.

[Default User]

EXACTLY