Nosey Neighbour Resolve

[car_demon]

I once read that in order to defeat a monster one must become a monster. This planet with so many people on it will have those with boisterous, rude and inconsiderate ways. I don\'t take pleasure in being cold purposely but love harmonious living.

Alot of people don\'t get the subtle hints when they bother you and polite inuendo\'s, mannerisms and comments of your displeasure are not picked up on their radar.

Every now and then, as told to me by the Abbot, my Shaolin Temper takes hold. I harnessed the frustration of the 7th Chamber and decided to launch a pre-emptive strike against the evil doer.

On my car\'s DarkNights Registration sticker I wrote that \" I HAVE NOSEY NEIGHBOURS!!\" Well it seems as if those fawkers read it for the past 2 weeks and they have been scarce. In conjunction with that, I have been ignoring him and his wife in the mornings along with his kids as he would say good morning and I would just look past him like he was invisible.

To many people avoidance and being ignored all of a sudden really hurts and bothers them so much that they lose sleep. Him and his wife finally broke down and came over to my folks to ask why I have been so cold to them and them alone; they are distraught. I want this feeling to marinate with them for awhile and let them shit their pants.

I was finally pushed to the limit and saw the light in my earlier post when some dude just laid it out on the line and recommended I just tell them to \'Fawk-Off\'. I didn\'t do that, but this was as close as I could get.

[MazdaTree]

you think you got bad neighbours!!!!
one of my neighbours drives one of those loud ass chopper bikes @ 5AM in the morning everyday and wakes up the street... then lies to my parents about me speeding on the street. He gave me dad a time and date when i was speeding and told him to talk to me about it, when my dad told me that date it was when I was driving my Gf to my house, and i never speed when my gf is in the car. So my dad confronts me and Now i look like they bad one but I told him it wasnt true and he believes me but NOW when ever there outside i give first gear a good redline on my street:p! Thats not the end either, On the other side I have 2 retired dinosaurs. These 2 stay by their window ALL DAY and spy on the whole neighbourhood. They notice every little thing especially in my life. they tell my parents who i went out with what car they have and time etc etc. The bastards even told my parents im bringing a new girl home which isnt ANY of there business. Another thing they love to complain about is noise, the husbands pretends to be def or old or something but as soon as my friends come over or im washin the car and were playing some music hes the first guy to suddenly regain his hearing and come out and tell us to lower it.

and u thought u had bad neighbours
Car_demon its these damn brampton neighbours:sarc

[car_demon]

I think it is about time we car guys take back the streets. I\'m prompting you to host a bar-b-que and invite some of us car club guys and me of course. We will stare, point, drop of anti-nosey literature, Jehovas Witness Pamphlets, and I will video tape the people staring at us.

[MazdaTree]

yea we could all rip down my street after too with out music real loud:D :p

[TheProfessor]

car_demon, I\'m confused, what is it that your neighbors did to piss you off?

[PlatMS6]

Originally posted by PSIVIC


car_demon, I\'m confused, what is it that your neighbors did to piss you off?


they had the nerve to say \"hi\" or \"good morning\" every morning....id be pissed too if i was him :hoho

lol i dont like talking to anyone in the morning for at least 20-30 mins...i pretty much respond with apetalk (ie grunts/shrugs etc)

[car_demon]

These neighbours are very vocal and have to comment on EVERY FRIGGIN THING..,where your going, who your going with, who came to your house, why are you going out, why didn\'t you got to work, why did you go to work, when is your holidays, where do you buy your groceries, what price did you pay for your groceries, what new mod or sticker did you put on your car, why did you mod or put on new sticker on your car, why did you where that pair of shoes with that outfit, where did you get your shoes and outfit.

EVERY FAWKIN\' MOVE YOU MAKE THEY SEEM TO PEEK OUT THEIR FAWKIN\' WINDOW AND HAVE TO NOTICE SOMETHING AND COMMENT ON IT.

SO WHEN I TO A SHARPIE MARKER AND APPLIED IT TO MY DARKNIGHTS STICKER AND NOTED THAT I HAVE NOSEY NEIGHBOURS THEY NOTICED IN NO TIME AT ALL AND THEY WERE OFFENDED. THE AVERAGE JOE WOULD NOT READ WHAT SEEMED TO BE A PARKING PASS EMBLEM ON THE DRIVERS SIDE WINDSCREEN THE SIZE OF A CREDIT CARD. HOWEVER, IF THE DARKNIGHT STICKER WAS THERE A WEEK BEFORE AND THEN ONE DAY THEY READ THAT THEY WERE NOSEY THAT MEANS THEY READ EVERY FAWKIN\' THING. I\'M GONNA START TO LEAVE MESSAGES DAILY. THEY PROBABLY KNOW MY KILOMETERS, MY NEXT OIL CHANGE ETC.

[TheProfessor]

Wow, that would be annoying! They can\'t see into your house from theirs, can they?

[car_demon]

They stay at home ghetto mamma peeks out her window all fawkin day and night. She has a nasty habit of walking out along with her nosey swarming children and the one\'s she babysits and always wants to talk. She then talks, gossips and informs us of other peoples business we don\'t care about and then inquires about ours.

She claims to know every license plate in the subdivision and where they live. She knows the regular visitors and friends and she likes to intercept them and say \'hi\', before they reach my doorstep. If I burp, she can tell me what I had for the past 3 meals.

It has come to a point now where I am just gonna continue being very cold, abrupt, and tell them how I feel. I am dying for them to confront me on my message on my car. I want to leave a new message everyday. I want to invite rowdy and purposely rude car club members to embarass them. People like this need to be embarrassed, humiliated and to realize their own actions. Even my parents time their sprints to the car to not be questioned when going out. I REFUSE TO BE A HOSTAGE NO MORE!!!

[TheProfessor]

Dude, just tell us where you live and we\'ll all come by one night and annoy the crap out of her. We can all just sit there in front of her house and stare :p

[MazdaTree]

party at car demons:p

[flyboy]

Have you tried mooning her? :p

Nothing like a big, bare posterior to make your point.

[TheProfessor]

I\'m sorry, but I have to ask, what race are these people?