If youve been Majoogled

[Whos ur dadd]

The Majoogle is a very strange animal indeed. Quite intelligent, but bound by convention. The precision of the Majoogle mind, and correspondingly the imprecision of the non-Majoogle mind, is quite evident by its responses to queries raised by non-Majoogles. Should you post an irrelevant query or post a query without having conducted an exhaustive search about it on this board (or even a general Internet search), you will be \"Majoogled\". It\'s not a pleasant experience and can be likened to a trip to the dentist for a root canal. You need the root canal to preserve your oral health, just as this board needs Majoogling to prevent its decay into duplicate post anarchy.

Although as noted above, Majoogling is a necessary evil to the proper functioning of this board, there is a simple way to offset the painful experience of having been Majoogled. It\'s called revenge. Post an oft-asked question to which you know the answer and you have started on your road to recovery. Although the Majoogle may realize the post is in jest, the precision (and thus inflexiblity) of the Majoogle mind soon takes over. The Majoogle may resist responding, but the question will soon gnaw at its very heart until it becomes an all-consuming question that needs to be answered, regardless of the price. Either that or the Majoogle will blow up (the preferred result, by the way).

So, I invite you to participate in anti-Majoogling by posting your inane, insane and duplicative queries in this thread (or better yet elsewhere on this Board).

Cheers,
Nathan

[Whos ur dadd]

Does anyone run snow tires on this Board?

[Whos ur dadd]

Has anyone installed aftermarket electric horns?

[Whos ur dadd]

I am having bad fuel economy. Has anyone else experienced this?

[SoopaBanana]

Bored at work WUD? Try www.big-boys.com (http://www.big-boys.com/).

[Whos ur dadd]

Originally posted by SoopaBanana


Bored at work WUD? Try www.big-boys.com (http://www.big-boys.com/).

SFW? Last thing I need is to click on an XXX website!

[TheProfessor]

I\'d be super impressed if Majoogle can find another thread where this has already been discussed ;)

Oh yeah, what\'s the difference between HID\'s and regular bulbs :p

[bubba1983]

I can\'t find where the trunk and gas door levers are, can someone help me?

[Jeff-TheBiz]

How do I post a reply??? :D

[civiclad]

haha
You don\'t want to get Majic angry, or he may bring back his bloody eye.

[SoopaBanana]

Originally posted by Whos ur dadd
Originally posted by SoopaBanana Bored at work WUD? Try www.big-boys.com (http://www.big-boys.com/). SFW? Last thing I need is to click on an XXX website!

Only 30 min left... but yeah, it\'s safe for work.

This is turning into one of the best threads for intimidating n00bs and hardcore regulars alike... lol

[whodilly]

I\'m having problems posting pictures. Does anyone know where I can host them?

[whodilly]

Anyone tint their windows? What % should I get?

Man I can go on and on!

[ds2chan]

what\'s wrong with my wiper blades?? they\'re smudging my windows..

lol.. I shouldn\'t tease him.. he answered some questions about painting my calipers about 1 1/2 weeks ago.. :hoho

[dabomb519]

How bout..where can I get a stubby antenna?

[Optimzer]

i need to search for something on this board....


anyone know how to search for stuff?

:)

[Kevin@nextmod]

Do i need a camber kit for lowering my car?

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Pearl_Hatch


Do i need a camber kit for lowering my car?

damn.. ask easy questions.. I don\'t even know what u\'r talking aboot.. :p

[dabomb519]

Originally posted by bubba1983

I can\'t find where the trunk and gas door levers are, can someone help me?


U got to be kidding me...this question was asked before?

[dabomb519]

Originally posted by bubba1983

I can\'t find where the trunk and gas door levers are, can someone help me?

Um..sorry double post. Something messed up with my IE. Blast Microsoft!!!!

[Upyerkilt]

I find the air conditioner is not cold enough, it really sucks! has anyone else had these problems?

[whodilly]

How come we haven\'t been majoogled yet?

Does he even know this thread exists?

[Broli]

good point,

my guess is there is gonna be some big retribution to be payed for all this!

btw,

how do you install light up door sills
or
how do you remove the carpet

[Zaku_4]

rofl,
hes probbaly generating a very large reply...
we should all be scared.

back on topic (ROFL:

should i buy winter tires?

what are the advantages of hids?

what kind of intakes are there for the 3?

whats teh difference between SRI and CAI?

what kindof exhaut suystems are there for the 3?

what kind of hid kits are there for the 3?

where can i install these things mentioned? how much?

how good are the stock tires?

im sorry, i clicked a button and searched, but couldnt find anything except for my own and others questions.

[bluntman]

Originally posted by whodilly


How come we haven\'t been majoogled yet?

Does he even know this thread exists?

\"He\'s making a list...and checking it twice\"

[torpedo20]

What colour is your m3?
:p

[Kevin@nextmod]

How do you spell CD?
How do you spell DVD?
How do you spell VCD?
How do you smell Majic? (SEARCH..!!)

[Broli]

serious

Majic\'s absences from this thread is alarming and quite frankly frightening!

not just because he is gonna get us!

but he is in every thread anyways

serious go check some threads
if by page 2 u don\'t see majic
i\'ll give you 10 bux!

ok i won\'t but u know what i mean

[whodilly]

i\'ve got some serious questions that I want answered damn it!

Why is the sky blue?
where do babies come from?
How can i control the growth of semiconductor nano wires for use as photon detectors? (sry that was from a seminar I had today)

where is Majoogle!?

[SourcE]

How can i control the growth of semiconductor nano wires for use as photon detectors? (sry that was from a seminar I had today)


even i can answer that one.

My studies have focused on the growth and manipulation of semiconductor ZnO nanowires. These methodologies are now being implemented in the fabrication of heterostructured (ZnO/GaN) NWs for use as nano-emitting sources (laser diodes) and nano-detectors (photodiodes) with emphasis on optical properties and performance suited for applications in sensing and spectrochemical analysis.

WTF? :p :zzz

[TheProfessor]

Majic is doing his CN Tower stair climb today, so that\'s why he\'s not around.

[Broli]

Originally posted by whodilly

where do babies come from?


i\'ll take a stab at this one. . .

ok, so the guy buys dinner and a movie for some girl
she feels bad for not paying so she says,
\"shy don\'t u come in for a drink\"
ths guys says ok
cause but not because he is thirsty
so
the girls says i have no lemonade or vodka or scotch
how about something else to satisfy u
so the guy says
\"what like something to eat?\"
and the girl says
\"sure thats sounds lovely\"
so . . .
one thing leads to the next
and
the guy puts his thingy in the girls whooha
now he gets excited and woopsie daisy a nasty mess (the white team) is relased into the
walls of the whooha
now the white mess races thru some inside plumbing
and ends up smashing its head into a wall
now the wall gives way and one (or sometimes a more) members of the white enter
now u wait 9 months
and then the whooha opens and out comes the baby

this is the miricle of life!


lol

[TheProfessor]

Originally posted by Broli
the guy puts his thingy in the girls whooha


Ahahahaha, that line had me in tears!

[Zaku_4]

i think my flux capacitors broken, where can i get a OEM mazda one?

[dabomb519]

Originally posted by Broli



Originally posted by whodilly

where do babies come from?


i\'ll take a stab at this one. . .

ok, so the guy buys dinner and a movie for some girl
she feels bad for not paying so she says,
\"shy don\'t u come in for a drink\"
ths guys says ok
cause but not because he is thirsty
so
the girls says i have no lemonade or vodka or scotch
how about something else to satisfy u
so the guy says
\"what like something to eat?\"
and the girl says
\"sure thats sounds lovely\"
so . . .
one thing leads to the next
and
the guy puts his thingy in the girls whooha
now he gets excited and woopsie daisy a nasty mess (the white team) is relased into the
walls of the whooha
now the white mess races thru some inside plumbing
and ends up smashing its head into a wall
now the wall gives way and one (or sometimes a more) members of the white enter
now u wait 9 months
and then the whooha opens and out comes the baby

this is the miricle of life!


lol



That\'s not what my mommy told me...

[ds2chan]

Originally posted by Pearl_Hatch

How do you smell Majic? (SEARCH..!!)


lol.. with ur nose?? :D

[whodilly]

Originally posted by Broli



Originally posted by whodilly

where do babies come from?



now he gets excited and woopsie daisy a nasty mess (the white team) is relased into the
walls of the whooha





haha... laughed my ass off. jokes dude!!!

thanks for the answer

[Broli]

lol my pleasure man!

Go O-TEAM

and

hey man, Majic has enought questions to answer now,
so . .
i figured i would lighten the load!
:p