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Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 10:39 AM
*Looks around*
Hey!
Ok so I was googling for Amish Porn and bang! I stumbled on this site. Been lurking for a few days now and have decided to join. I\'ve been searching for a new car for about a year now and have narrowed down the search to 3 hatch back cars.
The Matrix, the Subaru Impreza 2.5i and the Mazda 3GT. I\'m leaning to the Mazda 3GT for many reasons. Not the least of which being it would make the other Cardinals \"sea foam\" green with envy. Seriously, though. I think there\'s alot of car for the price and that\'s great.
Anyways.....there seems to be alot of valuable information here so I\'d like to contribute if I may even if it\'s for a laugh or two. I hope to post pictures of my new purchase when the time comes. In the meantime, I\'m bound to ask some stupid questions and post some redundant thread topics. If I do, you are more than welcome to insert a newbie joke and offer the obligatory \"use the search function\" response.
Ok that\'s about it!
OH YEAH! One more thing. How come no one has wanted to install a \"whale tale\" on the back of the Mazda 3 yet?
*Looks around*
What?
TheProfessor
11-01-2005, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
What?
You can say that again. I think whale tales are reserved for 911\'s.
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 10:56 AM
Originally posted by PSIVIC
You can say that again. I think whale tales are reserved for 911\'s.
What does a Terrorist flying a plane into the World Trade Centre on Septmeber 11 have to do with installing a....
OH!
Nevermind.
majic
11-01-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
I\'m bound to ask some stupid questions and post some redundant thread topics. If I do, you are more than welcome to insert a newbie joke and offer the obligatory \"use the search function\" response.
ok .. seriously.. nobody ever asks to be majoogled.. :p so i\'ll just do a little hokey pokey and comic relief by sending you here (http://torontomazda3.com/forum/read.php?TID=3536) :D
but since you asked.. i\'ll be super cautious and nice to you :) so WELCOME TO TM3 http://mirrors.pmmf.hu/mirror/opera/party/party.gif
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
OH YEAH! One more thing. How come no one has wanted to install a \"whale tale\" on the back of the Mazda 3 yet?
i guess you missed this thread (http://torontomazda3.com/forum/read.php?TID=3960) then again he\'s a yankee ;) canadians have a TAD better taste than that... :D
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/9820/p10100632ty.jpg
http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/2909/p10100033xy.jpg
Broli
11-01-2005, 11:25 AM
welcome to the board man
btw, i had nothing to do with the planes hittin the world trade centre!
i just use every chance i get to say it wasn\'t me!
what colour r u thinkin of?
iconicrocket
11-01-2005, 11:29 AM
Welcome to the board.
In a sea of mediocracy, redundant, and mundane posts, its nice to see a shining example of originality. Let this be a beacon for others to follow.
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Broli
what colour r u thinkin of?
Whatever colour I decide on will be with the Luxury Package interior Option.
Here\'s my delima:
Winning Blue: Instant attraction but I\'m affraid I will get sick and tired of the colour and there are way too many of them on the road as it is.
Titanium Grey: Very sharp but my current car (Acura Integra GS) is a \"charcol\" grey so I would love to start with a new colour.
Artic White: Looks fantastic when the sun hits it just the right way but I\'m not that skilled at manipulating the sun the way I want it consistantly. I\'ll have to talk to the the man upstairs.
Indigo Blue and Black: Completely OUT of the question. I don\'t have the attitude to pull it off.
Velocity Red: My online occupation requires me to pretend to wear Red everyday. That and my moral faith dictates that only car that should be painted red is a Ferrari. The rest of you are just going to hell.
Sunlight Silver Mica: Sorry but that colour on the GT Sport body is like putting a pant suit on Catherine Z. Jones. Shows off nothing.
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by iconicrocket
In a sea of mediocracy, redundant, and mundane posts, its nice to see a shining example of originality.
Thank you and I\'d just like to add that I can\'t swim.
Originally posted by iconicrocket
Let this be a beacon for others to follow.
I shall do my utmost to sway them to the Dark Side.
majic
11-01-2005, 12:32 PM
aahahahahahaha
we have another comedian.. whos ur dadd, TheBiz.. you got some competition now :D
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 12:40 PM
*Looks at Majic and then walks to the gun cabinet*
firstmazda
11-01-2005, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
Whatever colour I decide on will be with the Luxury Package interior Option.
Here\'s my delima:
Winning Blue: Instant attraction but I\'m affraid I will get sick and tired of the colour and there are way too many of them on the road as it is.
Titanium Grey: Very sharp but my current car (Acura Integra GS) is a \"charcol\" grey so I would love to start with a new colour.
Artic White: Looks fantastic when the sun hits it just the right way but I\'m not that skilled at manipulating the sun the way I want it consistantly. I\'ll have to talk to the the man upstairs.
Indigo Blue and Black: Completely of the question. I don\'t have the attitude to pull it off.
Velocity Red: My online occupation requires me to pretend to wear Red everyday. That and my moral faith dictates that only car that should be painted red is a Ferrari. The rest of you are just going to hell.
Sunlight Silver Mica: Sorry but that colour on the GT Sport body is like putting a pant suit on Catherine Z. Jones. Shows off nothing.
ROFL this guy\'s hilarious!
Welcome to the club Father!!
Ray
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 12:48 PM
Thank you.
Please....call me Your Eminence.
:D
majic
11-01-2005, 01:02 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
Looks at Majic and then walks to the gun cabinet
*majic is already in the cabinet.. he passes him a fully loaded MP5.. what will he do next?*
Whos ur dadd
11-01-2005, 01:25 PM
I love this man!
But being over 20, I may be too old for the Cardinal. :(
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 01:26 PM
Originally posted by al01
get a civic si :p
*Laser scope red dot from MP5 appears on the back of al01\'s head*
majic
11-01-2005, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
Originally posted by al01
get a civic si :p
*Laser scope red dot from MP5 appears on the back of al01\'s head*
THANK YOU.. and i thought i was the only one who thinks he should die.. ;) I guess they don\'t let him whore it up in the subaru forums..
Whos ur dadd
11-01-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by majic
THANK YOU.. and i thought i was the only one who thinks he should die.. ;) I guess they don\'t let him whore it up in the subaru forums..
Play nice, majic. Next thing ya\'ll be doin\' is purging them Mazda6 owners from da board.
iconicrocket
11-01-2005, 01:51 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
*Looks at Majic and then walks to the gun cabinet*
* Points to the mini-gun and extra ammo belt*
You\'re going to need that. Too many fuggers around, and reload is a drag.
* Takes a cab, skips town *
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 01:57 PM
At the risk of asking too much personal information and getting my post count up so I can loose the \"newbie\" tag, I was reviewing some of the threads and noticed quite an age range on the board.
Just how old is everyone?
*Looks at majic*
If you tell me to do a search via majoogle I\'m going to have to hurt you.
majic
11-01-2005, 02:02 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
At the risk of asking too much personal information and getting my post count up so I can loose the \"newbie\" tag, I was reviewing some of the threads and noticed quite an age range on the board.
Just how old is everyone?
*Looks at majic*
If you tell me to do a search via majoogle I\'m going to have to hurt you.
click my name biatch! :D
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by majic
click my name biatch! :D
HEY!
Section 1: RESPECT
Any offensive posts will be edited or removed by moderators. After numerous offensives, your account may be suspended. There is no tolerance for offensive behavior on this message board.
Clearly \"biatch\" is offensive. No matter how true it might be in my case.
majic
11-01-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang
Originally posted by majic
click my name biatch! :D
HEY!
Section 1: RESPECT
Any offensive posts will be edited or removed by moderators. After numerous offensives, your account may be suspended. There is no tolerance for offensive behavior on this message board.
Clearly \"biatch\" is offensive. No matter how true it might be in my case.
http://www.conmicro.cx/~kturtle/cartoons/2002/doh-stereo.gif
well as the rules state.. i am being suspended.. fairwell to all.. it\'s been fun.. wow.. dethroned by a total newb.. c\'est la vie
ciao!
Whos ur dadd
11-01-2005, 02:45 PM
majic, I actually don\'t find your post offensive at all.
The Church has no right to impose its morals upon those who choose to go to Hell.
Cardinal Fang
11-01-2005, 02:48 PM
*Makes note that Whos ur dadd is to sit beside Celine Dion on his trip to hell*
ds2chan
11-03-2005, 12:49 AM
hahahaha.. omg.. the new is hilarious.. keep \'em coming man..
and have fun with ur 3 if u decide to get it.. go with the \"winning\" color.. :p
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