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SourcE
11-15-2005, 11:39 AM
Rules
One question at a time....
No one answers except Majic....
No help from anyone, this is a test :D


OK, here goes ;), an easy one to start...

Majic,

How many people can read hex, if only you and dead people can read hex?

3...2...1...go

majic
11-15-2005, 11:50 AM
57006

oh come on.. give me a challenge.. :zzz

SourcE
11-15-2005, 11:54 AM
Correct...11 minutes, not bad....:p

Score:

Majic - 1
Mere Mortals - 0

Who\'s got the next question?

majic
11-15-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by SourcE


11 minutes, not bad....:p

Who\'s got the next question?

lol.. that\'s only b/c

1) i was replying to posts
2) i was pretend-working
3) i ignored that thread b/c it had sherlock in it.. then curiosity killed the cat (Broli or that body CF dragged out)

Cardinal Fang
11-15-2005, 11:57 AM
That would be me.

*Ahem*

How come programmers find it so easy to master the special language that runs computers yet those same folks who write the technical manuals for the rest of us have no grip on simple English?

And as a follow up:

Why don\'t they make computers that will do what we think we want them to do?

majic
11-15-2005, 11:57 AM
Originally posted by SourcE


Score:

Majic - 1
Mere Mortels - 0


mortAls

i guess it\'s 2:0 :D

majic
11-15-2005, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


That would be me.

*Ahem*

How come programmers find it so easy to master the special language that runs computers yet those same folks who write the technical manuals for the rest of us have no grip on simple English?

this is a completely open ended question.. nice try.. NEXT!!! bindary answers/solutions please.. yes or no.. right or wrong..

<rant>
// this is a comment preceding a paragraph (or 2) rather a function..
// this function will explain how these programmer creatures live (of course abbreviated version)

int explore_CM (int osefoi) {

int a = 0;

if (osefoi != 0){

but programmers.. a.k.a code monkeys are these special animals that lack interpersonal skills.. actually the only skillz they posess are coding skills (without effin comments) i guess compilers undertsand that \'english\' language only so it\'s universal to anyone who were to code for that particular language.. the language is pretty limited b/c once they name variables they go back and can use their native tongue words.. so engrish suffers.. that\'s why taiwan mobos (come on.. all are made there) are good but the manuals lick balls... :)

a = osefoi + 1;

}

else {ok i\'m sure u didn\'t need an answer to that but it\'s annoying.. and coming from a comp background i\'ve seen this TOO many times.. :sarc
a = osefoi - 1;
}
return a;
}
</rant>

SourcE
11-15-2005, 12:06 PM
01010011 01101101 01100001 01110010 01110100 01000001 01110011 01110011

majic
11-15-2005, 12:07 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Why don\'t they make computers that will do what we think we want them to do?

that\'s the beauty of humans.. err.. mortals.. we (you) get to think.. reason and be creative.. computers operate based on the instructions we (you) provide them with..

garbage in = garbage out :)

not yet my friend..

*soon though.. MUAHAHAHAHAHHA*

EDIT: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!

Cardinal Fang
11-15-2005, 12:08 PM
A simple \"fark you Fang\" would have sufficed Majic.

:D

SourcE
11-15-2005, 12:09 PM
Originally posted by majic


this is a completely open ended question.. nice try.. NEXT!!! bindary answers/solutions please.. yes or no.. right or wrong..



What exactly is bindary? :D :p

Majic - 2
Mere MortAls - 1

majic
11-15-2005, 12:11 PM
Originally posted by SourcE



Originally posted by majic


this is a completely open ended question.. nice try.. NEXT!!! bindary answers/solutions please.. yes or no.. right or wrong..



What exactly is bindary? :D :p

Majic - 2
Mere MortAls - 1

aahhaha shit.. ok there\'s like a lot of u and only 1 of me.. so cut me some slack on spelling .. farkers! ;)

Cardinal Fang
11-15-2005, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by majic

ok there\'s like a lot of u and only 1 of me.

And you have no idea how many times I thank God for that move.

;)

majic
11-15-2005, 12:16 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

And you have no idea how many times I thank God for that move.

;)

fark you Fang

Cardinal Fang
11-15-2005, 12:20 PM
Originally posted by majic


fark you Fang

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That\'s what I\'m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn\'t you?

majic
11-15-2005, 12:24 PM
Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by majic


fark you Fang

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. Oh, what a give-away. Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That\'s what I\'m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn\'t you?


Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


A simple \"fark you Fang\" would have sufficed Majic.

:D


Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That\'s what I\'m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it, didn\'t you?

these questions are too easy.. here are my answers.. pfft..

NO
NO
NO
NO

3:1 :D