Movie Quotes

[MazdaTree]

Ok I\'ll start this off since Its 430 Am and Im bored:p

try not to use google.... Im starting this with an easy one...

After the next person guesses they can put a movie quote of their own and then the next person can guess theirs and so on.

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\"Shall we shag now or shall we shag later?\"

[3GFX]

AUSTIN POWERS!!!! :p nice one man!

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\"Hold on a second, I just got it back from the cleaners.\"

[Broli]

no idea?

anyone?

[majic]

lets try some more memorable quotes...

[Broli]

Originally posted by majic


lets try some more memorable quotes...

well some needs to get Dave\'s first?

[3GFX]

Ok....hint....Charectors name is Frank Martin...its a recent move (last 3 years)

EDIT: Even if you didn\'t see the movie, this was in the preview, and even the previews kicked total a**
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\"Hold on a second, I just got it back from the cleaners.\"

[majic]

transporter?

[Broli]

yeah i think it is transporter too?

go majic
do a quote

[3GFX]

Yup transporter 2, when he takes off his suit jacket outside his Audi while 4-guys try to jack it...he kicks all there a**es after he takes off the jacket.


Majic you get the next quote.

[majic]

\"[rapists are] somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corners of your mouth when you\'re really thirsty\"

[3GFX]

*gazes in wonder*

[majic]

let me give you a hint.. steve buscemi plays a psycho :D lol

[3GFX]

CON AIR!!!! :D

ok....

\"I\'m a little tired, a little wired and I think I deserve a little appreciation!\"

[majic]

GISS ;)

\"Tina!!! Come get some ham!!!\"

[S.F.W.]

\"A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.\"

[S.F.W.]

Originally posted by majic


GISS ;)

\"Tina!!! Come get some ham!!!\"

Classic Napoleon Dynamite

[mEtH]

Originally posted by S.F.W.


\"A good personality consists of a chick with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb ****ing mouth shut.\"

American Psycho


\"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I\'m free.\"

Gotta love how corney this one is, thats what makes it so good! :p

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by methodyst





\"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I\'m free.\"


The Fast and the Furious

\"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.\"

[MajesticBlueNTO]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang



Originally posted by methodyst





\"I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters: not the mortgage, not the store, not my team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less, I\'m free.\"


The Fast and the Furious

\"I love the smell of napalm in the morning.\"

Apocalypse Now


\"Ah buckle this...ludicrous speed GO!\"

[Cardinal Fang]

lol

Spaceballs. :D

\"There\'s no crying in baseball!\"

[Broli]

this is a trick eh Cardi


well my sis loved

A league of their own!

\"Pauly, won\'t see him no more\"

[majic]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


lol

Spaceballs. :D

\"There\'s no crying in baseball!\"

A league of their own..


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\"Why am I Mr. Pink?\"

[mEtH]

RESERVOIR DOGS

\"HEEYYYY, YOOOOUUUUUUU GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSS\"

[MajesticBlueNTO]

Originally posted by methodyst


RESERVOIR DOGS

\"HEEYYYY, YOOOOUUUUUUU GUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSS\"

The Goonies

\"you are NOT in control!\"

[iconicrocket]

The Negotiator.

\"Get away from her, you BITCH!\"

[wtom]

Aliens.

\"You\'re one ugly mother****er.\"

[SIM SIMMA]

Predator?

\"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn\'t exist. And poof. Just like that, he\'s gone.\"

[MajesticBlueNTO]

Originally posted by Jobes


Predator?

\"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn\'t exist. And poof. Just like that, he\'s gone.\"



The Usual Suspects

\"..a Royale with cheese\"

[SIM SIMMA]

Pulp Fiction

\"Very good... but brick not hit back!\"

[SIM SIMMA]

^^ Come on no one knows?

[wtom]

No clue ... Googled to figure out I never saw that movie. I was thinking of Jacky Chan movies all along :sarc

[SIM SIMMA]

Van Damme movie... his only good one before he became a total tool.

Here is a line from it prior to that quote:

\"If you\'re Tanaka clan show us the Dim Mak\"

\"What the hell is a Dim Mak?\"

\"Def touch!\"

[Cardinal Fang]

Bloodsport?

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Bloodsport...

\"If I didnt have puke breath, I\'d kiss you.\"

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by TheBiz


Bloodsport...

\"If I didnt have puke breath, I\'d kiss you.\"

Strange Brew

\"... and the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home.\" Christopher Columbus. \"

HINT: This guy was cool way before people knew what cool was.

[wtom]

Fang, you\'re a post short of being a post whore. Put up a movie quote after you answer to the previous one! ;)

[TheProfessor]

Okay, I\'ve got one:

\"She\'s gone from suck to blow!\"

[wtom]

Originally posted by TheProfessor


Okay, I\'ve got one:

\"She\'s gone from suck to blow!\"


Thought we couldn\'t repeat?

SpaceBalls

\"I will bitch-slap you back to Africa. \"

[Cardinal Fang]

Rush Hour. Loved that movie

Now back to mine.

\"... and the sea will grant each man new hope, as sleep brings dreams of home.\" Christopher Columbus. \"

HINT: This guy was cool way before people knew what cool was.

[JMAK74]

Master and Commander (Russell Crow)
okay some of us talked about this at the AA meet last night, however I did say the movie first
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\"We all got it coming kid.\"

[Kevin@nextmod]

Unforgiven?

[JMAK74]

Originally posted by Pearl_Hatch


Unforgiven?
You are correct sir!

As seeing you didn\'t put a quote in I will (and it\'s a double):

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\"I\'ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit.\"

\"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.\"

Hint - they\'re both movies based on books

[JMAK74]

^ Anyone?

[iconicrocket]

I got an easy one, it\'s from a current movie showing right now.

\"every body strap in!!! imma open some ****in windows...\"

[SABIO]

Originally posted by JMAK74

\"I\'ve just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit.\"

\"This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.\"

Hint - they\'re both movies based on books


2001; Space odyssey

Clockwork Orange

[SABIO]

Originally posted by iconicrocket


I got an easy one, it\'s from a current movie showing right now.

\"every body strap in!!! imma open some ****in windows...\"

Sounds like Snakes on a Plane ?

[SABIO]

\"All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for?.... Breakfast in bed?.... Another glorious day in the corps!.... A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm... Every meal\'s a banquet!.... Every paycheck a fortune! ..Every formation a parade! ..I LOVE the corps! \"

[JMAK74]

Aliens

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\"I didn\'t know that stack s**t that high!\"

[SABIO]

Correct.


movie#1
\"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades.... Don\'t you think?\"


or these classics !!! Should be easy...

movie#2
\"I\'ll bet you\'re the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around...\"

\"Who said that?... Who the **** said that?... Who\'s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant?..... Nobody, huh?... The fairy ****ing godmother said it.. Out-****ing-standing!... I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I\'ll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk.\"

[JMAK74]

Originally posted by SABIO


Correct.


movie#1
\"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades.... Don\'t you think?\"


or these classics !!! Should be easy...

movie#2
\"I\'ll bet you\'re the kind of guy that would **** a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around...\"

\"Who said that?... Who the **** said that?... Who\'s the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed ********** down here who just signed his own death warrant?..... Nobody, huh?... The fairy ****ing godmother said it.. Out-****ing-standing!... I will PT you all until you ****ing die. I\'ll PT you until your *******s are sucking buttermilk.\"


Okay #2 is Full Metal Jacket (that\'s where my quote came from), but I can\'t think of #1 (hint?).

Movie Quote
\"Good, our first catch of the day.\"

[SABIO]

Originally posted by SABIO
movie#1
\"Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades.... Don\'t you think?\"


Hint: another quote:
This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence..... so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... - explode

[SABIO]

No one???

alright. The movie\'s called SERENITY.

[Jeff-TheBiz]

\"How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray....

He pukes, you die.\"

[SABIO]

:) Classic from the 80\'s

Gotta luv Chet. And how \'bout Kelly Le Brock...she was hot back in the day..:hoho

Weird Science

[TheProfessor]

\"1.21 Gigawatts\"
\"What the hell is a gigawatt?\"

:D

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Back to the future.

\"You tell I\'am coming, and hells coming with me\"

[JMAK74]

^ Tombstone (Kirk Russell version)

Movie Quote
\"What we got here is... failure to communicate.\"

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Originally posted by JMAK74

Movie Quote
\"What we got here is... failure to communicate.\"

Is it Fifth Element?

[JMAK74]

Originally posted by TheBiz



Originally posted by JMAK74

Movie Quote
\"What we got here is... failure to communicate.\"

Is it Fifth Element?

Too \'new\'. Odds are most of us on this board weren\'t born yet when it first came out.

I think it\'s been referenced in Family Guy. \"Wiping my forehead boss!\"

JK

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Cool Hand Luke..

Boyah!

\"You just found the marble in the oatmeal! You win a prize!\"

[Neo]

I\'m going to take a wild stab and say \"Charlie and the Chocolate factory\"

I have my doubts... I remember hearing it in another movie... but I can\'t remember it right now...

Here\'s one for you guys...

\"You set me up over a woman. A WOMAN!!!!! You must be insane!\"

Lates,

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Originally posted by Neo


I\'m going to take a wild stab and say \"Charlie and the Chocolate factory\"

Nope.

It is actually UHF, Weird Al Yankovich\'s movie... staring a young Cosmo Kramer AKA Michael Richards.



Originally posted by Neo

\"You set me up over a woman. A WOMAN!!!!! You must be insane!\"

Lates,

Batman...

Years of working at Blockbuster are finally paying off..

One of my favs...

\"You Want details? Fine. I drive a Ferrari, 355 Cabriolet, What\'s up? I have a ridiculous house in the South Fork. I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.\"

[S.F.W.]

That\'s from Boiler Room. Great movie, but Glen Gary Glen Ross was so much better.

[Neo]

TheBiz,

Yep, Batman... always loved that line... ;)

I\'ve never watched UHF...

Boiler Room is also a hidden gem... Very good flick!


So how about this one...

\"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die\"

Lates,

[SABIO]

Princess Bride

[Jeff-TheBiz]

\"Hey, what were they like anyway? They looked pretty good, are they real? Are they built for speed or comfort? What\'d you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat? \"

[SABIO]

Thats too recent..

Wedding Crashers...

[SABIO]

\"Scotty, I need warp speed in three minutes or we\'re all dead.\"

anyone?

[Neo]

Well, there were alot of Star Trek films/shows with that line.... ;)

How about this one...

\"Peter has 1 testicle!\"

Lates,

[Jeff-TheBiz]

While you were sleeping..


\"Do you think that taxpayers would like it Utah, if they knew that they were paying a federal agent to surf and pick up girls?\"

[Cardinal Fang]

Wild guess here. I only know a character named utah from Point Break?

[Neo]

Yep, that sounds like Point Break.

TheBiz knows alot of lines! You worked too hard at Blockbuster buddy... ;)

How about this one...

\"Poor people are crazy Jack. I\'m eccentric!\"

Lates,

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Speed... very nice.

\"Listen to me Hillary. I\'m not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.\"

I doubt anyone will get that one..

Hint: also had line \"Souvenirs, Novelties, Party tricks.....\"

[SIM SIMMA]

That movie was on ACtion just recently...

Top Secret!

EDIT

I was supposed to put a line...

\"Who? Who? What are you, a ****ing owl?\"

[Neo]

Jobes beat me to it!

[SIM SIMMA]

So figure out my line then :)

[Cardinal Fang]

Originally posted by Jobes

\"Who? Who? What are you, a ****ing owl?\"



Heat.

\"I\'m not bad. I\'m just drawn that way.\"

[SIM SIMMA]

First thing that came to mind was Roger Rabbit?


Next line:

\"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY\"

[Cardinal Fang]

Yup.

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Originally posted by Jobes

\"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY\"



Dogdeball.. love Ben Stiller..

Okay, fitting quote for this week:

\"We exist without nationality, skin color, or religious bias. You wage wars, murder, cheat, lie to us and try to make us believe it\'s for our own good, yet we\'re the criminals. Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity.\"

[Cardinal Fang]

\"Hackers\"

*tee hee*

[SIM SIMMA]

I vaguely remember that movie...

I think Angelina Jolie was in it...

Fang.... give a quote..

[Cardinal Fang]

\"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.\"

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


\"Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.\"

uh? Princess Bride?

[SIM SIMMA]

No...

it\'s from Fang...

I believe it is from one of my fave Python movies..

Holy Grail.

[Cardinal Fang]

Damn you Jobes!

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang


Damn you Jobes!

Nice, okay your turn.

[SIM SIMMA]

It\'s the only one that I could actually remember quotes from...

possibly the MEaning of Life...


Okay an easy one...

\"Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention. I\'ve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story. I need all of you, to stop what you\'re doing and listen. Cannonball.\"

[Cardinal Fang]

Oh it\'s that Will Farrel movie Anchorman.

\"I\'m getting a little too old for that whorey look.\"

From my favorite scarey movie.

[wtom]

Originally posted by Cardinal Fang

... not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.\"

coming from Cardi, I read that as FARKical

[SIM SIMMA]

a horror movie?

ummmmmm...

[SIM SIMMA]

no idea..

a clue please..

[wtom]

It\'s not from a horror movie ;)

[SIM SIMMA]

who\'s in it?

or better yet if you know it... just answer.

[Jeff-TheBiz]

whorer movie... Ha Ha

Showgirls..

Okay...

\"You\'ll shoot your eye out.\"

[Cardinal Fang]

*Laughs at Jeff*

[SIM SIMMA]

Originally posted by TheBiz


whorer movie... Ha Ha

Showgirls..

Okay...

\"You\'ll shoot your eye out.\"

Fang you suck :)

I believe that quote is from Christmas Story...

Red Rider BB gun.... another classic movie

[wtom]

Ralphie ... no not the guy from Simpsons.
A Christmas Story


\"Big... ****ing... Gun!\"

[SIM SIMMA]

Sorry beat ya to it...

\"They\'re all going to laugh at you...\"

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Originally posted by wtom

\"Big... ****ing... Gun!\"

Doom.. (such a bad movie.)



Originally posted by Jobes


\"They\'re all going to laugh at you...\"

Carrie.

[SIM SIMMA]

Right and Right.

quote?

[Jeff-TheBiz]

Next one:

\"A handful of people on a leaky boat are gonna save the world?\"