View Full Version : The physics of farting
bluntman
07-03-2007, 10:12 PM
How to escape a fart (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a88_1182467920)
MattC
07-03-2007, 10:53 PM
this is hilarious.
why dont we have shit like this on TV in north america?
WhiteSpeed3
07-04-2007, 01:19 AM
funny stuff but all of them just make the fart spread out
but u got to love it
Those could also be some creative ways to spread it :p
seems like flipping in a circle spreads it the best! note to self...
MattC
07-04-2007, 11:29 AM
the key to dodging a fart is to just go do it outside in the wind :chuckle
or walk into a crowd of people and stand there for like 2 mins before you do it, that way everyone will be looking at everyone else trying to figure out who dunit
bluntman
07-04-2007, 04:33 PM
Stay upwind. :D
Did anyone else notice that when someone farts and walks away (normally) that the fart "sticks" to the backside of the offender? The fart remains in the low pressure are behind the person.
Lesson: Running away from the scene of the crime will just make the evidence follow you where ever you go.
Thats why they were showing you to sidestep slowly as it seemed to leave the gaseous nature in the area that it originated.
Unoriginalusername
07-04-2007, 10:41 PM
Lmao
bluntman
07-04-2007, 11:27 PM
Thats why they were showing you to sidestep slowly as it seemed to leave the gaseous nature in the area that it originated.
Or the "duck and cover" technique. :D
WeatherB
07-07-2007, 11:32 AM
"duck and cover" worked really well. LOL
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