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iconicrocket
10-10-2007, 11:22 AM
I thought this was funny.


THIS APPEARED ON CRAIG'S LIST

What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a beautiful
(spectacularly beautiful) 25 year old girl. I'm articulate and classy.
I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a guy who makes at
least half a million a year. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind
that a million a year is middle class in New York City, so I don't think
I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any guys who make 500K or more on this board? Any wives? Could
you send me some tips? I dated a business man who makes average around
200 - 250. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. 250,000 won't get
me to central park west. I know a woman in my yoga class who was married
to an investment banker and lives in Tribeca, and she's not as pretty as
I am, nor is she a great genius. So what is she doing right? How do I
get to her level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single rich men hang out? Give me specifics- bars,
restaurants, gyms

-What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest guys, you won't hurt my
feelings

-Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the women living lavish lifestyles on the upper east
side so plain? I've seen really 'plain jane' boring types who have
nothing to offer married to incredibly wealthy guys. I've seen drop dead
gorgeous girls in singles bars in the east village. What's the story
there?

- Jobs I should look out for? Everyone knows - lawyer, investment
banker, doctor. How much do those guys really make? And where do they
hang out? Where do the hedge fund guys hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a girlfriend? I am looking for
MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest
way. Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front
about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of guys if I wasn't
able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping a
nice home and hearth.

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial
interests
PostingID: 432279810


THE ANSWER
Dear Pers-431649184:

I read your posting with great interest and have thought meaningfully
about your dilemma. I offer the following analysis of your predicament.
Firstly, I'm not wasting your time, I qualify as a guy who fits your
bill; that is I make more than $500K per year. That said here's how I
see it.

Your offer, from the prospective of a guy like me, is plain and simple a
crappy business deal. Here's why. Cutting through all the B.S., what you
suggest is a simple trade: you bring your looks to the party and I bring
my money. Fine, simple. But here's the rub, your looks will fade and my
money will likely continue into perpetuity...in fact, it is very likely
that my income increases but it is an absolute certainty that you won't
be getting any more beautiful!

So, in economic terms you are a depreciating asset and I am an earning
asset. Not only are you a depreciating asset, your depreciation
accelerates! Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty
hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in
earnest. By 35 stick a fork in you!

So in Wall Street terms, we would call you a trading position, not a buy
and hold...hence the rub...marriage. It doesn't make good business sense
to "buy you" (which is what you're asking) so I'd rather lease. In case
you think I'm being cruel, I would say the following. If my money were
to go away, so would you, so when your beauty fades I need an out. It's
as simple as that. So a deal that makes sense is dating, not marriage.

Separately, I was taught early in my career about efficient markets. So,
I wonder why a girl as "articulate, classy and spectacularly beautiful"
as you has been unable to find your sugar daddy. I find it hard to
believe that if you are as gorgeous as you say you are that the $500K
hasn't found you, if not only for a tryout.

By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money and then
we wouldn't need to have this difficult conversation.

With all that said, I must say you're going about it the right way.
Classic "pump and dump."
I hope this is helpful, and if you want to enter into some sort of
lease, let me know.

MPS
10-10-2007, 11:53 AM
Rolf

stealthman12
10-10-2007, 12:08 PM
lmao

plontoc
10-10-2007, 12:35 PM
Amazing. I love how he went into full detail instead of just telling her she was a loser.:chuckle

Broli
10-10-2007, 12:52 PM
lmfao

ZeroChalk
10-10-2007, 12:53 PM
funny stuff.

Skarbro
10-10-2007, 01:05 PM
Isn't this a re-post? Or I might have read it somewhere else.

WLS ZMZM
10-10-2007, 01:57 PM
i think being strategically broken down like that is worse then being told shes a loser, I like his outlook on the situation though... he's right I've never thought about girls that way lmao.... its almost like buying a lousy piece of property or an american car.... a little bit of use and the resale value is gone!!! :chuckle:chuckle

MattC
10-10-2007, 02:15 PM
your car will depreciate slower than your girlfriend.

saintjames7
10-10-2007, 02:33 PM
Lmao

WLS ZMZM
10-10-2007, 02:42 PM
your car will depreciate slower than your girlfriend.

HAHHA not if it's american :p

ptwonline
10-10-2007, 02:51 PM
And some women wonder why there is a stereotype of women always being concerned about money

Wild Weasel
10-10-2007, 03:32 PM
Curiously, there actually is a dating service specifically for girls like this. I saw it on TV. They only take beautiful women and screen them carefully. Then, they only match them up with rich guys.

iconicrocket
10-10-2007, 06:21 PM
HAHHA not if it's american :p

What about Bo Derek?

She's a classic, that i'd like to test drive. And she's an american.

dentinger
10-10-2007, 06:24 PM
how does Danica Patrick fit into the scenerio? lol

and the chick in the add got seriously PWNT!!!!

iconicrocket
10-10-2007, 07:51 PM
Wow, there's a sh!tload of it here:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

garboui
10-10-2007, 09:39 PM
<cough> blatant gold digger <cough>

dentinger
10-10-2007, 10:38 PM
HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!
lvl 8 ogre mage seeks moon queen or druid

that one was the best.

matt9
10-10-2007, 11:17 PM
1 million/year is middle class in NY.................

BiG-ED
10-12-2007, 03:31 PM
im so happy that the dood put that chick in her place
seriously, c'mon
shows like sex n the shitty have girls striving for trump, and then ending up with chumps.

hotgo
10-15-2007, 12:01 AM
too funny