Scientist find all men have consumed porn

[Fuman]

Source:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relationships/6709646/All-men-watch-porn-scientists-find.html
now who's going to send this to their partners? lol


Scientists at the University of Montreal launched a search for men who had never looked at pornography - but couldn't find any.

Researchers were conducting a study comparing the views of men in their 20s who had never been exposed to pornography with regular users.

But their project stumbled at the first hurdle when they failed to find a single man who had not been seen it.

“We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed pornography,” said Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse. “We couldn't find any.”

Although hampered in its original aim, the study did examined the habits of those young men who used pornography – which would appear to be all of them.

Prof Lajeunesse interviewed 20 heterosexual male university students who consumed pornography, and found on average, they first watched pornography when they were 10 years old.

Around 90 per cent of consumption was on the internet, while 10 per cent of material came from video stores.

Single men watched pornography for an average of 40 minutes, three times a week, while those in relationships watched it 1.7 times a week for around 20 minutes.

The study found that men watched pornography that matched their own image of sexuality, and quickly discarded material they found offensive or distasteful.

Prof Lajeunesse said pornography did not have a negative effect on men's sexuality.

“Not one subject had a pathological sexuality,” he said. “In fact, all of their sexual practices were quite conventional.

“Pornography hasn't changed their perception of women or their relationship, which they all want to be as harmonious and fulfilling as possible,” he added.

[condor888000]

This is surprising because?

[FoXy]

hmmmm... INTERESTING... lol

[Gizzmo_jr]

Course women probably would find this shocking...haha :chuckle

[condor888000]

Funny thing, every girl I've talked to about it has operated under the assumption that every guy has a massive stack of porn hidden somewhere.

Guess they're smarter than some like to admit. :chuckle

[Burner]

I bet this makes one look at their (insert religious leader here) in a different light.

:chuckle

[Gizzmo_jr]

Funny thing, every girl I've talked to about it has operated under the assumption that every guy has a massive stack of porn hidden somewhere.

Guess they're smarter than some like to admit. :chuckle

God bless the internet

[FoXy]

I've always been under the assumption that all men watch porn and if they say they don't they are lying.

I mean shyt... who hasn't?

[Fuman]

my friend just accused her bf of lying, shes furious...
I wonder at what?
1) cause of lying
or 2) cause of porn

[Fobio]

my friend just accused her bf of lying, shes furious...
I wonder at what?
1) cause of lying
or 2) cause of porn

3) cuz she's a self-centred bitch who doesn't have a firm grasp of reality...

4) her bf busted a nut screaming another girl's name from porn...

5) it was gay porn...

[Fuman]

3) cuz she's a self-centred bitch who doesn't have a firm grasp of reality...

4) her bf busted a nut screaming another girl's name from porn...

5) it was gay porn...
#5 FTW... lol

[Cardinal Fang]

Porn is important because it teaches you things you NEED to know. Here's what I've learned from watching porn.

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men. There's hope for me after all.
4.Women always orgasm when men do.
5. If there are two men and a women if the men ‘high five’ each other the girl doesn't get disgusted.
6. There’s a plot.
7. Women never have headaches.
8. Men don’t have to beg.
9. Pigtails = handlebars
10. If there's no plot it doesn't matter.

[crystal8484]

Porn is important because it teaches you things you NEED to know. Here's what I've learned from watching porn.

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men. There's hope for me after all.
4.Women always orgasm when men do.
5. If there are two men and a women if the men ‘high five’ each other the girl doesn't get disgusted.
6. There’s a plot.
7. Women never have headaches.
8. Men don’t have to beg.
9. Pigtails = handlebars
10. If there's no plot it doesn't matter.

best top 10 ever created. LOLLLL

[taz4432]

Porn is important because it teaches you things you NEED to know. Here's what I've learned from watching porn.

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men. There's hope for me after all.
4.Women always orgasm when men do.
5. If there are two men and a women if the men ‘high five’ each other the girl doesn't get disgusted.
6. There’s a plot.
7. Women never have headaches.
8. Men don’t have to beg.
9. Pigtails = handlebars
10. If there's no plot it doesn't matter.

+Infinity

#5 and #9 got me :chuckle

[MSMitch]

Sorry was on the Torontomazda3some.ca site - what we talking about here? ;)

[Hives]

One of my ex's asked me if I watched before. First I told her no (told her what I thought she wanted to hear). She then called me a ***** and softy for not watching it. Then I told how I actually have watched it before, and she got mad at me b/c I actually watched it before and how im a perv. Like what did she want me to say lol

[Kappa]

One of my ex's asked me if I watched before. First I told her no (told her what I thought she wanted to hear). She then called me a ***** and softy for not watching it. Then I told how I actually have watched it before, and she got mad at me b/c I actually watched it before and how im a perv. Like what did she want me to say lol

that shes always right and always going to be better than you no matter what it is and you should just be her slave and never ask for anything unless asked first. or do you need to give her a ring before that happens?

[Fuman]

before you answer her question of 'watching porn' honestly.
1) Plan escape route - shes going to get mad, and you might just want to leave
2) If she gets mad, just make up an excuse and leave, let her calm down.
It's something she'll have to accept.
Being whipped will never help in a relationship.

[Burner]

Being whipped will never help in a relationship.

+1

Be a man. :chuckle

[Fuman]

+1

Be a man. :chuckle
Do the right thing :chuckle

[Thrizzl3]

+1

Be a man. :chuckle


Do the right thing :chuckle

Ladies and gentle man...we have russell peters wannabees lmao!

ok tank you!!

[Hives]

The patients excuse is one to use :chuckle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJ62txQd3o

[MistaChin]

Sit the chick down and watch it with her, then get her all turned on. When she's ready for the business put your lips to her ear and quietly whisper...



"why can't you do what she's doing"







you can then proceed to the doghouse

[dentinger]

One of my ex's asked me if I watched before. First I told her no (told her what I thought she wanted to hear). She then called me a ***** and softy for not watching it. Then I told how I actually have watched it before, and she got mad at me b/c I actually watched it before and how im a perv. Like what did she want me to say lol


you should have said, i only look at pictures/videos of you.
i have hidden cameras around the house for that exact purpose!

[MistaChin]

Does this count as porn?

http://poststuff2.entensity.net/120209/treesex.jpg

[mazdabetty]

One of my ex's asked me if I watched before. First I told her no (told her what I thought she wanted to hear). She then called me a ***** and softy for not watching it. Then I told how I actually have watched it before, and she got mad at me b/c I actually watched it before and how im a perv. Like what did she want me to say lol

hahaha, did your fight go a little something like this???

http://www.videovat.com/videos/2450/family-guy-couple-fighting.aspx

[Darkfrosty7]

Porn is important because it teaches you things you NEED to know. Here's what I've learned from watching porn.

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men. There's hope for me after all.
4.Women always orgasm when men do.
5. If there are two men and a women if the men ‘high five’ each other the girl doesn't get disgusted.
6. There’s a plot.
7. Women never have headaches.
8. Men don’t have to beg.
9. Pigtails = handlebars
10. If there's no plot it doesn't matter.

LOL Pigtails = handlebars!! WOOO

[iconicrocket]

This is just farking great, our tax dollars going to research we already knew!!! WTF.

[iconicrocket]

Midgets wear high heels to bed??? And have pigtails???



.... So, umm.... What was the movie called?



Porn is important because it teaches you things you NEED to know. Here's what I've learned from watching porn.

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent. No matter their age.
3. Women enjoy having sex with ugly middle-aged men.
4. Women always orgasm when men do.
5. If there are two men and a women if the men ‘high five’ each other the girl doesn't get disgusted.
6. There’s a plot.
7. Women never have headaches.
8. Men don’t have to beg.
9. Pigtails = handlebars
10. If there's no plot it doesn't matter.

[froggy]

One of my ex's asked me if I watched before. First I told her no (told her what I thought she wanted to hear). She then called me a ***** and softy for not watching it. Then I told how I actually have watched it before, and she got mad at me b/c I actually watched it before and how im a perv. Like what did she want me to say lol

what you should have said was:

"No sweety I never watch my own work. But if you want to see some of my best moves in person I'll talk to the director and see if he/she can get you a walk on role, or a job as a fluffer."

[aris]

The patients excuse is one to use :chuckle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJ62txQd3o


hahaha, did your fight go a little something like this???

http://www.videovat.com/videos/2450/family-guy-couple-fighting.aspx

Hahaha:chuckle

[taz4432]

The patients excuse is one to use :chuckle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccJ62txQd3o

I'm keeping that one handy in case the need ever arises. That was worth a good chuckle :P

[blackspeed3]

One of my ex's asked me if I watched before. First I told her no (told her what I thought she wanted to hear). She then called me a ***** and softy for not watching it. Then I told how I actually have watched it before, and she got mad at me b/c I actually watched it before and how im a perv. Like what did she want me to say lol

shes a headcase, run far far away!

[Hives]

thats why she's my ex lol