Fortune Cookie readings are true [Archive]

Default User

12-09-2011, 02:05 PM

Ok, this has been a weird habit since I was a kid. And if you have a sick, perverted sense of humor like me, you would finish off your fortune cookie reading with "...in bed"

Here's mine for today
http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac609c6-4dce-c3eb.jpg

...in bed :D

Post your fortunes

klspeed3

12-09-2011, 02:09 PM

hmm..dead image link (for me anyways, could just be blocked at work)?

Mazdy

12-09-2011, 02:09 PM

Well this is what i got...

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k602/Mazdy-TM3/c304e314.jpg

.....In Bed:D

MPS

12-09-2011, 02:09 PM

lol

kjmckenz

12-09-2011, 02:17 PM

I'm tempted to get food from a Chinese restaurant now just to get a few fortune cookies. Not only do they taste good, but I want to participate! :P

MPS

12-09-2011, 02:18 PM

i dont think it works the same for women :chuckle

I'm tempted to get food from a Chinese restaurant now just to get a few fortune cookies. Not only do they taste good, but I want to participate! :P

Default User

12-09-2011, 02:35 PM

i dont think it works the same for women :chuckle

unless its this one

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YBn3B_GdXGI/Tg1M-SF2ShI/AAAAAAAAA2k/-EckL5pOhbU/s1600/thefortunecookie.jpg

MPS

12-09-2011, 02:40 PM

ok i was wrong it works :D

unless its this one

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YBn3B_GdXGI/Tg1M-SF2ShI/AAAAAAAAA2k/-EckL5pOhbU/s1600/thefortunecookie.jpg

kjmckenz

12-09-2011, 02:49 PM

unless its this one

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YBn3B_GdXGI/Tg1M-SF2ShI/AAAAAAAAA2k/-EckL5pOhbU/s1600/thefortunecookie.jpg

But I don't want a small lucky package...
in bed... :P

Slade

12-09-2011, 03:23 PM

Mandarin has red fortune cookies right now :D , I have a couple at home still , I will crack one open when I get home, maybe it will tell me how the night will go lol

Jeff-TheBiz

12-09-2011, 06:27 PM

6188

MPS

12-09-2011, 11:29 PM

that hello kitty in ur avatar is not helping you lol

But I don't want a small lucky package...
in bed... :P

Cab0oze

12-10-2011, 09:26 AM

Lol reading this thread title I was SURE that the first post was going to have a link to a Yahoo news article :rolleyes

Default User

12-13-2011, 01:34 PM

Looks like "Bath Night" is early this week :D

http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac609a3-8c94-1d4c.jpg

...in bed

angelaTRICIA

12-14-2011, 10:25 PM

Me and my friend went for chinese and these were our fortunes.. hahahaha

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd471/angelaMAZDA/photo1-2.jpg

.......in bed

Default User

12-14-2011, 10:30 PM

Me and my friend went for chinese and these were our fortunes.. hahahaha

http://i1221.photobucket.com/albums/dd471/angelaMAZDA/photo1-2.jpg

.......in bed

Awesome!!!

Default User

12-16-2011, 01:50 PM

http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac609a1-84d3-afc2.jpg

...in bed

(don't tell my wife)
LOL

Mazdy

12-20-2011, 08:13 PM

Well....

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k602/Mazdy-TM3/392e649d.jpg

.......in Bed.

Yup...

Default User

01-18-2012, 01:32 PM

http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac6099c-020a-0274.jpg
...in bed

SickoS2K

01-26-2012, 10:00 PM

Every time i go i keep getting same ones.

Learn Chinese

mounir

01-26-2012, 11:07 PM

Every time i go i keep getting same ones.

Learn Chinese

Flip it over, LOL the other side has the fortune.

SickoS2K

01-27-2012, 08:22 PM

Flip it over, LOL the other side has the fortune.

;)

krimsalt

01-27-2012, 08:43 PM

Flip it over, LOL the other side has the fortune.

Lmao!

n00bMeiSter

01-27-2012, 08:54 PM

Not only do they taste good, but I want to participate! :P

... in bed.

Default User

01-27-2012, 09:35 PM

... in bed.

LOL

http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac6099a-50b7-0028.jpg
...in bed

Calling it an early night tonight boys! See ya in about 36 hours

n00bMeiSter

01-28-2012, 01:27 AM

LOL

http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac6099a-50b7-0028.jpg
...in bed

Calling it an early night tonight boys! See ya in about 36 hours

LMFAO nice!

Default User

02-01-2012, 01:30 PM

WTF?!!?

http://img.tapatalk.com/4ac609d5-7675-bf72.jpg

...in bed !!???!!

FAAACCCKKKKK - must be that time of the month again.

Default User

02-05-2012, 08:33 PM

Mother-in-dropped this off for me after seeing my infatuation with Fortune Cookies.

http://img.tapatalk.com/4889863a-1faf-d9d5.jpg

I'm sure she would have a heart-attack if she read the fortunes the way I do LOL

cwp_sedan

04-27-2012, 03:02 PM

Here's my contribution!

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/560387_10150843571175520_510725519_11908827_552194 294_n.jpg

...in bed. :D

coriolis

04-27-2012, 03:56 PM

This was a while back, of the 4 of us, three of us got this haha:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Ccuk7wxj-n8/TysgW4hlc_I/AAAAAAAAAaM/eoaWkx7BimI/s675/2012-02-01+20.12.22.jpg

Default User

04-27-2012, 04:30 PM

This was a while back, of the 4 of us, three of us got this haha:

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-Ccuk7wxj-n8/TysgW4hlc_I/AAAAAAAAAaM/eoaWkx7BimI/s675/2012-02-01+20.12.22.jpg

LMFAO - hope you werent sharing the same bedroom

coriolis

04-27-2012, 06:22 PM

I'm the only male in that threesome there. Haven't decided on trip yet ;)

cwp_sedan

04-27-2012, 06:28 PM

haha that's great!

Default User

10-29-2012, 01:31 PM

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/12/10/30/pedu4emu.jpg

...in bed

Booostin

10-29-2012, 01:34 PM

http://thegrrl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fortune_cookie_message082407a.jpg

Default User

10-29-2012, 02:44 PM

http://thegrrl.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/fortune_cookie_message082407a.jpg

LMFAO - watch out for that one-eyed monster

Default User

11-08-2013, 01:38 PM

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/11/09/yte2atum.jpg

Time to break out the "Axe" deodorant...

Default User

10-02-2015, 09:43 PM

Saw this on Facebook and decided to bring this back from the dead

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/10/02/350178eb3812d5a650680dda66f7d6de.jpg