Post a pic/vid that made you LOL

[jswift79]

https://youtu.be/0xYW6j7zy3Q

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/330865.jpg

[asyed]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/11136940_10206220148646717_1339853617_n.jpg?oh=fdb c54e2f78657bda6092dc0b133c575&oe=55222CA9&__gda__=1428313272_6b1ed70e9839d9762a4d6bec0f5d9a3 7

[CRS Automotive Oakville]

Always make me laugh when having a crappy day


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yv7hhYIjcOA

and


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Rmjlysp98

Anyone know what exactly he said??

It doesn't know even google translate.

[Default User]

Whos going to this event?

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/05/ced9c633686b1e08fcd60d49e8c2187e.jpg

[jswift79]

http://i.imgur.com/xKVDcMm.gif

[MikeTheCheek]

NSFW and LOUD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKnT1eVnnNA

Friend sent me this, sums up most episodes.

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/hmWWoNB.png

[SirWanker]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBxXwq_W4AAtylB.jpg:medium

[SomeGuy]

http://i.imgur.com/hmWWoNB.png

Not quite...that wasn't made by a real programmer.

[loki]

Didn't read it, font was terrible

[jay93]

A bird flew in my garage yesterday. No jokehttp://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/07/72fc2e32523af8f3ac0e956d3544bb58.jpg

[FD22]

A bird flew in my garage yesterday. No joke

Then you postin in here?!

I'm sure after it surveys your house for a suitable location for it's friends, there'll be a lot more soon, don't worry. You're mad because it's alone right now right? That's the issue?

[jonjon72]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/71/9d/88719d590a80185e183190616ae2212b.jpg

[greyseason]

A bird flew in my garage yesterday. No jokehttp://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/07/72fc2e32523af8f3ac0e956d3544bb58.jpg
http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/07/4871ccab1e242e9484e8770c9fc4f455.jpg

Then you postin in here?!

I'm sure after it surveys your house for a suitable location for it's friends, there'll be a lot more soon, don't worry. You're mad because it's alone right now right? That's the issue?

[jonjon72]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10429211_10153231202595513_3748349183923742818_n.j pg?oh=46e30728f57cc42f4eef91bacf5817a4&oe=55E461A0&__gda__=1437326425_00b102aefee11442d053bd1533ac294 8

[fruitloops]

*furious 7

[Canadianbacon]

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/07/1c4a466bed46c81c4eff8afb1a8c41db.jpg

[Canadianbacon]

http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/15/04/07/8cf0f153f8c2f4261d51f4ce88e84f29.jpg

[asyed]

thread title is "Post a pic/vid that made you LOL"

not "Post a pic/vid that made you cry".



:(

[FD22]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/p480x480/10429211_10153231202595513_3748349183923742818_n.j pg?oh=46e30728f57cc42f4eef91bacf5817a4&oe=55E461A0&__gda__=1437326425_00b102aefee11442d053bd1533ac294 8

Alternatively,

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11054263_810484052376053_2374542361166850600_n.jpg ?oh=e47f585e5f0dcb6e6e97476b3b425ff9&oe=55B04867&__gda__=1437580472_9ffce4007a6ec350d75411153d37311 a

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/331186.jpg

[CarLadyLisa]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/6ba9953be6bfc238c7b14f1fbb3f9a3d/tumblr_nk1m9z3fL11qzfebyo1_400.gif
Now that's Canadian...

Haha he slipped. Get your shit together Karl. lol

[Canadianbacon]

no

[Jenuine]

^ Is there a reason why you keep posting the same picture?

[loki]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/88/71/9d/88719d590a80185e183190616ae2212b.jpg

And then the vtec kicked in.....

[Thrizzl3]

That moment when your controller dies...but this is real life.

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/guranteed_justice/IdealisticPhysicalJaguar_zpsc20ytgwv.gif

[SirWanker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yPfmRoSfpA#t=11

[SirWanker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tDSC8GsOhc

[fruitloops]

What's the difference between Paul walker and my computer?


I actually care when my computer crashes.

[geobur]

What's the difference between Paul walker and my computer?


I actually care when my computer crashes.

:getout

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/331294.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://youtu.be/hxVvx0X-Efc

[jswift79]

https://youtu.be/um5hA1rotQw

[Canadianbacon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pFr-HRnciQ

[SKyactivmanny]

http://youtu.be/iB1uQmvmh_k

Viscant vs. LTG Dont get viscant slapped.

[jswift79]

http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/4920150201136.gif

http://i.imgur.com/878bDn7.gif

http://i.imgur.com/oZByl6V.gif

[jonjon72]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRySgsgtnM

[loki]

http://memetogo.com/media/created/d0k083.jpg

[jaimie08mazda3]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/53ebd8d7e2e4ccfa85dcb4a37c2be6ec.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/45cdf22424eedabba1c39ffe031ea80a.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/1a3be4e434a074978205143839fb7abb.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/f638026b5d2920c01695082db1009b36.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/e26e8f8a11a5c4267f5ce21ae399485b.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/13/2799518de1a891c403f9007273b4fe8d.jpg

[jab]

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj603/_jab_/18699_980205308657186_6420601247021890508_n_zps3pm t62be.jpg (http://s1270.photobucket.com/user/_jab_/media/18699_980205308657186_6420601247021890508_n_zps3pm t62be.jpg.html)

[loki]

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj603/_jab_/18699_980205308657186_6420601247021890508_n_zps3pm t62be.jpg (http://s1270.photobucket.com/user/_jab_/media/18699_980205308657186_6420601247021890508_n_zps3pm t62be.jpg.html)

would buy it

[GWN]

http://i1270.photobucket.com/albums/jj603/_jab_/18699_980205308657186_6420601247021890508_n_zps3pm t62be.jpg (http://s1270.photobucket.com/user/_jab_/media/18699_980205308657186_6420601247021890508_n_zps3pm t62be.jpg.html)

10/10 would slam it

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/331743.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/331693.jpg

[Jenuine]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/80/fa/c8/80fac867e4bc5bf55154822203c1c1a7.jpg

[Jenuine]

FD22

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/02/29/1a0229c01edd7b462b41d540ac54eb37.jpg

[FD22]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/80/fa/c8/80fac867e4bc5bf55154822203c1c1a7.jpg

Smooth


FD22

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1a/02/29/1a0229c01edd7b462b41d540ac54eb37.jpg

hahah I'd literally die. Like...I don't even know what I'd do

[loki]

Smooth



hahah I'd literally die. Like...I don't even know what I'd do

That backlighting on the pump matches your car

[Jenuine]

hahah I'd literally die. Like...I don't even know what I'd do

Haha, I'd round off the $

[FD22]

That backlighting on the pump matches your car

http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/b6/b6b8d3b6aab7cda3556eb0ac4530c66e4021034c1a0d0d3201 a41278394b77ef.jpg


Haha, I'd round off the $

Actually, true...because then the gallons would go up to a number that would be a palindrome. And palindrome's are OCD-approved. So actually, you have made my decision if I'm ever faced with this situation in the future. Yay for not having to die.

[FD22]

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11136672_980283578649359_7312150558111498165_n.jpg ?oh=b336a63176d94ea909e7b0ba8aeed311&oe=55AAD2DE

[ShibbyDibbyDoo]

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m13oywoCUG1r4arxwo1_400.gif

[ChristinaD]

https://dmaeducatorblog.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/oh-you-just-graduated-bgxutf1.jpg?w=393&h=393&crop=1

[geobur]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/15/c07f998ce35d2319bd8741172c554a89.jpg

Hey Jenuine? You have a new business in Markham?

[Jenuine]

geobur LOL nice find!

[jonjon72]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/jonjon72/Mobile%20Uploads/2139653B-3807-42DE-B73D-A084C31D1EAB_zpscrlv2hwh.jpg (http://s19.photobucket.com/user/jonjon72/media/Mobile%20Uploads/2139653B-3807-42DE-B73D-A084C31D1EAB_zpscrlv2hwh.jpg.html)

[Cab0oze]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb145/chrism101/poster32466515.jpg

[Jenuine]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/ff39d02a5bd64c9861af69adc7c10552/tumblr_nmkkf7x77b1slwrsuo1_400.gif

[Jenuine]

http://toco.distractify.com/postimage/201409/30/e3f2dd3bf8c46a00404719b0b20d5902.gif

[jonjon72]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b188/jonjon72/Mobile%20Uploads/20EFE6A2-697F-40C6-AEA6-26964B27EAD2_zpsapnhqox3.jpg (http://s19.photobucket.com/user/jonjon72/media/Mobile%20Uploads/20EFE6A2-697F-40C6-AEA6-26964B27EAD2_zpsapnhqox3.jpg.html)

[SirWanker]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-PKFDojqTbBc/VS01li52G0I/AAAAAAAFenc/j2-PIlP4hYQ/s506/insta.gif
hmmm short four cats

[ShibbyDibbyDoo]

Seems legit.

[Jenuine]

I'm going to hell.

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/nigga-is-black_o_900911.jpg

[Cyclic]

Jenuine wow... I'm a little lost for words but I'm going to hell too because I chuckled a little

[Canadianbacon]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/16/f3e73208746da09f63e0e2a112b056f1.jpg

[Thrizzl3]

I'm going to hell for sending that to you....

[FD22]

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10425866_408558082650576_4105575581722859496_n.jpg ?oh=3963621d4b434ed124a2a345b9f99c60&oe=55978A37

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11139993_981613721849678_6853992483392006177_n.jpg ?oh=937237ca9f1bf2608ff85141ab984cc4&oe=55E1B656

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11039908_981612651849785_5125135517750329786_n.jpg ?oh=cf86423662c70a294f2670916460719d&oe=55E28D16

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11162505_981341851876865_784194806605419304_n.jpg? oh=ac02637602d0e7c0a9a6f156e510aa28&oe=55E24CBA

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11152710_981277981883252_1813376966241405276_n.jpg ?oh=bbd2bc66c699d8eff01b51ef219eed63&oe=55DA7E50

[SirWanker]

I'm going to hell.

http://rs1img.memecdn.com/nigga-is-black_o_900911.jpg

See you there
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/6397385/Save%20Pics/ray-charles-i-cant-see-shit.jpg

[Jenuine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=184&v=wngsO-Z4n7A

[Thrizzl3]

idiots....we drive amongst them


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igGmLZGsrnk#t=36

[loki]

^^ hey at least he committed to his original plan

[SirWanker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHdQUyOunA

[Pacman]

idiots....we drive amongst them


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igGmLZGsrnk#t=36 Thrizzl3 great clip! What a moron!

[GWN]

idiots....we drive amongst them


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igGmLZGsrnk#t=36

the absolute ballsiest thing I've ever seen :chuckle

[m_bisson]

Maybe he thought it was a "special" lane just for him.

[FD22]

Maybe he thought it was a "special" lane just for him.

Oh he's special alright..



Moar lul'z:


http://www.memefeed.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/1393836_593515690704210_798310245_n-300x195.jpg

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11138562_1133113826715128_7531223567762191125_n.jp g?oh=a5e2cf4206589f4be7298c0d37c07e07&oe=55D50C2E

[FD22]

https://vine.co/v/ezttEPM33jn

[jonjon72]

http://www.helpfeedthetroll.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Troll_Dad.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332218.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://arstechnica.com/civis/download/file.php?id=35787

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332270.jpg

[asyed]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--2lTS56Zl--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/snz3mergfthltmjbfgql.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--kYsleWO6--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/gowx3lwxwkeqojltzfl6.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--DrbgBWlR--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/oxtkf9hoctdgernmgkyf.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--BFRD3zKC--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/lcz8t25tzazornjlv9lt.png
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--K6UNgjML--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/bu6gqj1u0akadvb873n8.png

[Aitch]

SniffPetrol FTW.

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/AmKsNB1.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://i.imgur.com/qcG2K6c.jpg

[jonjon72]

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11118479_10153715719850130_7592128406696670074_n.j pg?oh=5571364dc067a6188fea07e82f6573c3&oe=559AD46C

[Thrizzl3]

oh ****

[SKyactivmanny]

http://youtu.be/r3WtOqM_UHs

Gets me every time

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/PzB8A27.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/rap_roller.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332491.jpg

[Pacman]

#TBT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryog-cgp9_I

[Thrizzl3]

#TBT


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ryog-cgp9_I

#tbt to when you were fgt.... fruitloops

[Pacman]

Free Installations at your local hardware store lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbfGZ-auGsk

[fruitloops]

#tbt to when you were fgt.... fruitloops
Lmao.

[greyseason]

Free Installations at your local hardware store lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbfGZ-auGsk
Hahaha that got weiiird

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/sCyYNiF.gif

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332710.jpg

[geobur]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332710.jpg

LOL no...no that can't be real lol

[SirWanker]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332710.jpg


LOL no...no that can't be real lol

Hard to say if the slimy cucumber or the seat stain is more ewwwwwwww............


on that note:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nsDv_lkaLw

[geobur]

Hard to say if the slimy cucumber or the seat stain is more ewwwwwwww............
The stain was honestly probably just pop and was probably there already if they legitimately found cucumbers though and multiples that's gross

[jonjon72]

Hmmm, why else would someone leave an uneaten cucumber or two. Ugh.

When part two comes out, I will bring in a bag of cucumbers and leave them on random seats. Maybe even leave a few empty bottles of hand lotion! Lol

[loki]

Hmmm, why else would someone leave an uneaten cucumber or two. Ugh.

When part two comes out, I will bring in a bag of cucumbers and leave them on random seats. Maybe even leave a few empty bottles of hand lotion! Lol

Well you must have quite the collection of empty bottles of hand lotion

[jonjon72]

Wow, I've been Loki'd. ;)

[loki]

Wow, I've been Loki'd. ;)

Coming to any of the season openers?

[jonjon72]

Coming to any of the season openers?

Prolly AA.

[FD22]

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/10513267_933600183328125_5584651165893959666_n.jpg ?oh=cb314ddbbb79b43d1f7f878e3737604b&oe=55E1243B

But like, at the same time...it's not even funny anymore :loki

[fruitloops]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/26/98aac4624bb5d9bfa8e38af569f152a4.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://img5.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/20996/20996585125cf8190d48fd5431e0efb913c29620.gif

[Cyclic]

Saw this on my way to work. Proves how expensive and sad it is being a Leafs fan lol
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11097995_10152805072659117_2638021837019757906_n.j pg?oh=480dd9a6df9e96d06e1d0084c463629c&oe=559F75DB

[CRS Automotive Oakville]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/26/98aac4624bb5d9bfa8e38af569f152a4.jpg

That's so evil.

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/333105.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/332909.jpg

[optiklenz13]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/28/3e3921dce5ecbc44ae8a4a5b5f179365.jpg

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

[asyed]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw&feature=youtu.be

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/333200.jpg

[fruitloops]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/04/28/3e3921dce5ecbc44ae8a4a5b5f179365.jpg

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Hyperion

[Hyperion]

Hyperion
Tbh, there's been worse

[fruitloops]

Tbh, there's been worse
Just wondering if that's how you did your fenders? ;)

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/333255.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://arstechnica.com/civis/download/file.php?id=36003

[loki]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/14/16/enhanced-buzz-22320-1352927222-18.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i/333385.gif

[greyseason]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i/333385.gif
That's AWFUL hahah

[geobur]

That's AWFUL hahah

what did he drop?

[aZuMi]

what did he drop?

Car keys, lol

[geobur]

Car keys, lol

lol wow if he steals the car douche move. But that is what insurance is for lol. hopefully he didn't leave anything of value in the car.

[greyseason]

what did he drop?
He threw a large bolt and pretended that it fell off the ride

Car keys, lol

[fruitloops]

He threw a large bolt and pretended that it fell off the ride
This.

[asyed]

http://i.imgur.com/QWVghDN.gif

[Thrizzl3]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/02/150c563664a55cd0835ad43ee7a6cbf8.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/DBtEuRQ.jpg

https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11150668_1242054722490645_6405138017315845828_n.pn g?oh=a83519b624ac3639c40d84d81b18be48&oe=55D999D0

https://scontent-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/11128715_10153420279937573_1823207003150259950_n.j pg?oh=b7475657efc229674323325fb7b1682c&oe=55D973A0

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/l/t1.0-9/11041123_992838237393893_6375198451150434186_n.jpg ?oh=5e9b2986f8a27d6da79ea375cd8e3553&oe=55E556D4

http://i.imgur.com/NzC3rZs.jpg

and for all the old farts....
http://i.imgur.com/8tf0c7r.jpg

[staax]

Okay so this isn't a pic or a vid, but I just came back from the Honda dealer picking up some ATF for my girlfriends civic... Something to really shake your head at.

Walked into the dealership, asking for ATF for a 2012 civic for a simple drain and fill, and the parts guy said "Why?"

Didn't think much of it and just said the car was due... To which he replied that a tranny fluid change wasn't in the maintenance schedule which it isn't.

I responded with "yeah, and its funny it doesn't... A lot of manufacturers are doing that these days"... He replied by saying they are a lifetime fluid... And I just shrugged it off and asked again.

He asks me for my name and vin to which I replied it isn't my car I'm performing performing the service on... He said don't do it or I'll void the power train warranty... I paused and looked confused... I just finished with saying I'll let the owner know but I'm buying fluid anyway.

So he sold me 4 litres and I asked how OEM fluid would void the warranty... He then said it's not recommended my Honda... if the tranny does fail well just put in a new one when its time...

According to this dealership... Tranny replacements are considered routine maintenance... SMH.

[Default User]

Not a pic or vid - but worth the read...

You know we've all wanted to do something to these little disrespectful bastards...


When a kid is being a brat in a noisy and public area, I casually get close to them and fart on their head/face. I’m really tall so it’s usually a direct hit.

It’s funniest when the kid notices and doesn’t know what to do because I’m a giant.

One time I was pretty drunk with a friend at a Target buying Risk. This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the action figure section. I heard him from like 5 aisles over and it was like nails on a chalkboard. I tell my friend, “I’m gonna fart on this kids head. Watch and learn.”

I saunter on over to the aisle in question and see the vile little prick calling his mom an “idiot” for not buying him a huge G.I. JOE The Movie vehicle. “I already bought that one for you and you broke it by throwing it down the stairs” “SHUT UP. I NEED IT. IT’S THE ONLY ONE I DON’T HAVE NOW.” The mother was younger than me (I’m mid twenties) and gave a defeated look, “I don’t have enough money right now.” “YOU ARE AN IDIOT,” and continued to just berate and publicly shame this woman.

At the time, I was on a strict Chipotle carnitas burrito diet. And while I was watching all this, my stomach gave me an initial warning gurgle (very courteous stomach) telling me I was about an hour away from punishing the toilet. Serendipity! Destiny!

The kid shouts “F**K YOU, I HATE YOU!” The mom rolls her eyes and turns her back to the kid to ignore him. And could you believe it, the kid gets on his hands and knees and starts taking the toy out of the box. It’s go time, mother**ker.

I position my back towards him and at this point am like 2 feet away from him. I bend down to reach for the one of the toys on the lower shelf. At this point, my ass is INCHES away from this kids head.

I’m so close that from a distance it looks like I’m about to sit on him,. My friend sees this happening and can no longer contain himself. He’s covering his mouth, but his ‘hee-haw’ hyperventilating donkey chortle is fairly audible over the late 90′s pop muzak playing on the loudspeakers.

The kid immediately looks up towards the laughter, but can’t help but notice there is an ass now directly in his face. Now, I’m trying not to laugh but also panicking as I just made eye contact with him. He furls his brow and I look over in the mother’s direction, still back towards us. I relish in the moment and the look on this child’s confused and naive face.

The initial blast was mighty and boisterous. I swear I saw his hair blowing in the wind (so to speak). If I wasn’t wearing jeans, I think it could have probably blown over an empty soda can. I would call it “a very fun fart” (A++ would buy again). However, what immediately followed that out the chamber was truly horrifying. The fart’s implication changed without notice and swiftly. It went from a joyous, dry airhorn squeal to a nefarious, hissing mephitis. I think the little moppet noticed the hateful metamorphosis before even I did because he wretched his neck violently trying to get away from the personified evil being fumigated into his soul. Because of his positioning (hovering over the toy, hands and knee), it was all in vain as the only way out was forward…and forward would mean certain death.

In total, it lasted about 4 seconds but for that kid, it must have seemed like time was frozen. The long-term severe brain damage which he no doubt suffered, only added to that effect.

When I finished, there was a silent, pregnant pause. The kid was clearly shocked and stunned. No one had ever stood up to this dwarf sociopath in his whole life. I had taken the words out of his mouth and filled it with fart.





I make my move first, picking up the toy I was “reaching for” off the low shelf, take a few steps forward and stare at it for a few seconds. The only thing the kid could manage to do was burst into tears. My friend senses danger ‘the jig is up’ and his head darts for cover. The mom turns around to see her kid with an open toy, crying on the floor and me minding my own business.

She walks up to him and asks what’s wrong but the kid can’t speak. All he gets out is, “BAWAWAAAWAFARTBAWAWA.” It took every fiber in my body not to laugh.

Sensing that his assailant was getting away scot-free, he somehow managed to compose himself for a moment. He shouts, “HE FARTED ON ME!” I was ALMOST around the corner when the mom goes:

“Excuse me….sir….SIR!”

I turn around nonplussed, “Uh…who? Me?” while pointing to myself.

“Yes. Did YOU just FART on my son?”

Weighing my options, I played dumb. “What? I mean, I did fart.”

“On my son?”

“Well, I mean, technically speaking…I mean…what is ‘on’?”

“Why did you fart on my son?”

At this point the little kid has the look of schadenfreude on his face, happy to see me in trouble. F**k you, I’M A MAN! I WILL FART ON YOU IF I PLEASE! I turn my attention to the little kid and stare at him, “Because the whole store could hear him being a little, rotten ******* to his mother so I thought I’d come over here and treat him like one.”

The mom looks at me, her son and the scattered GI JOE/wrappers/box on the floor. The mom is puzzled as to what to do and says, “Just..just go.” That’s my cue! I turn around, walk away with little extra step. As soon as I turn the corner, I book it outside as fast as I can.

We laugh on the car ride back about the whole scene. With a slight hint of seriousness in his tone, my friend asks me:

“Do you do that a lot?”

“Ahhh, not that much. Like once every 6 months or so.”

We both knew I was lying.

[SomeGuy]

Okay so this isn't a pic or a vid, but I just came back from the Honda dealer picking up some ATF for my girlfriends civic... Something to really shake your head at.

Walked into the dealership, asking for ATF for a 2012 civic for a simple drain and fill, and the parts guy said "Why?"

Didn't think much of it and just said the car was due... To which he replied that a tranny fluid change wasn't in the maintenance schedule which it isn't.

I responded with "yeah, and its funny it doesn't... A lot of manufacturers are doing that these days"... He replied by saying they are a lifetime fluid... And I just shrugged it off and asked again.

He asks me for my name and vin to which I replied it isn't my car I'm performing performing the service on... He said don't do it or I'll void the power train warranty... I paused and looked confused... I just finished with saying I'll let the owner know but I'm buying fluid anyway.

So he sold me 4 litres and I asked how OEM fluid would void the warranty... He then said it's not recommended my Honda... if the tranny does fail well just put in a new one when its time...

According to this dealership... Tranny replacements are considered routine maintenance... SMH.

Same on my Toyota...still did the ATF last summer and it certainly made the automatic shift smoother. Off warranty and the trans is a piece of junk anyway (has a design flaw which causes gear whine that they were putting in rebuilt trannys in to fix it) so whatever...the fluid came out black and went in red, it was due.

[jswift79]

https://youtu.be/-k98bRUOb4g

[loki]

jswift79 wtf is wrong with you

[Canadianbacon]

Cant view above vid on tapatalk sadly

[CRS Automotive Oakville]

Maybe many of you have seen this. Not random, not as funny, but makes me lol in amazement, every time :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzTZKKrI1kQ

Incredible driving skill they have. I'm stunned.

[jswift79]

jswift79 wtf is wrong with you

lmao i saw someone post it on FB. no worries im not in that video lol

[geobur]

jswift79 wtf is wrong with you

what in the beeping beep did I just watch???

[aZuMi]

http://i.imgur.com/4AiaedU.gif

http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/483/367/4ae.gif

http://i.imgur.com/KRAodtO.gif

[aZuMi]

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320xq90/r/661/axWoqs.png

https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/320xq90/r/905/ijUAy8.jpg

[Jenuine]

http://ricercarmods.com/wp-content/uploads/ricer-mods-95.jpg

[asyed]

http://i.imgur.com/icN8F6Y.jpg

[jswift79]

http://i.imgur.com/2dinngN.gif

[SirWanker]

https://i.imgur.com/NNSSL8M.gif

[CRS Automotive Oakville]

http://i.imgur.com/2dinngN.gif

Unbelievable. The only explanation is - woman driver.

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/2dinngN.gif


Unbelievable. The only explanation is - woman driver.

odd...thought UK licensing standards were more strict

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/rXhPgNg.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/ZYgCihe.gif

[Thrizzl3]

http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/guranteed_justice/10309475_10152832552573837_3559366564066643213_n_z ps6szyno2e.jpg

[jswift79]

http://abload.de/img/shaqtinfalle7y0r.gif

[jchc91]

http://i.imgur.com/dL5wPlk.jpg

[asyed]

:loki

[jonjon72]

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/bad-worst-mothers-day-gifts-cards-5.jpg?w=600&h=893

[6strings]

King Messi.
http://i.imgur.com/xx8WjzF.gif

[Jackal]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr01/2012/11/14/16/enhanced-buzz-22320-1352927222-18.jpg

Where's the udder guy?

[6strings]

Where's the udder guy?

Cow did they lose him?

[Aitch]

Cow did they lose him?
Burned at the steak.

[jonjon72]

https://i.imgur.com/oNwehxb.gif

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20130523/the_miguel_leg_drop_has_taken_the_internet_by_stor m_06.jpg

[jaimie08mazda3]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/10/96c5765a0c7837986972b13fbccc4bd3.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/10/d61055dfbed8d9c1a44ff2fe16d6ef20.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/10/f41d7e5c4eb8500595c1e1bea0dc46f4.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/10/6c62344d02b3b73ef79e85240a2c96dd.jpg

[loki]

Burned at the steak.

Milking the jokes I see....

[jaimie08mazda3]

Milking the jokes I see....

Isn't that your specialty anyway?

[loki]

jonjon that woman who got headlocked with that leg cannot still be alive...

[loki]

Isn't that your specialty anyway?

I have many specialties

[jaimie08mazda3]

I have many specialties

I don't believe you.

[loki]

I don't believe you.

Not caring is one of my specialties

[mazdasport]

http://www.amusingfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/do-it-yourself-funny-meme.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/334573.jpg

[SirWanker]

https://i.imgur.com/VCGVuFG.jpg
I swear that is exactly what those useless, overpaid individuals are certified for......

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/pMV6yeZ.gif

http://cdn.acidcow.com/gifs/20150420/gifs_03.gif

[SirWanker]

http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20150512/freaky_body_12.gif

http://i.imgur.com/lyl22l7.gif

[loki]

Dat fight doh

Skip to 35 seconds for action

http://www.latinospost.com/articles/38222/20140811/kickboxing-fight-rapidly-scales-another-level.htm

[FD22]

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11219086_10153225172976343_3673188669852307773_n.j pg?oh=6c5e8b46e3b4dd7c5a64a0d65351e3f5&oe=55D257D5

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/335089.jpg

[silverstarmazda]

^ ah drawn together, what a messed up show LOL

[jonjon72]

https://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2015/04/video-game-logic-at-its-very-finest-4.jpg?quality=94&strip=all

[jonjon72]

http://i.imgur.com/NNXnUfe.gif

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i700/335416.jpg

[asyed]

http://i.imgur.com/Yi1UbWr.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/335752.jpg

[SirWanker]

https://arstechnica.com/civis/download/file.php?id=36251

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/335955.jpg

[Kiyomi]

^^ lol, is that Hyperion?

[loki]

Buys $8 rat. Rat makes 20 rats, sold at $8 each

I need a rat

[SirWanker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDkVjsSSDbg&hd=1

[FD22]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11263942_1003734436304273_8564262706977255386_n.jp g?oh=4b34066f2bc86edca1f2e2b139a1f24c&oe=55FB54EF

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11181415_10153279557425513_6381957549053657432_n.j pg?oh=c63fbdcdb2daedc0c2948f4713b7a51c&oe=56016F4D

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11013368_10153526364261840_3793612484333800975_n.j pg?oh=5b2f7fc4c96b54e338f55c3295bdc1e4&oe=55C6B291

[Aitch]

http://i.imgur.com/LzaW52C.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/4ppJXss.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://8wayrun.com/attachments/fast-and-furious-running-over-people-gif.36151/

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/lHPZPrV.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://i.imgur.com/at8peOM.jpg

[geobur]

http://i.imgur.com/at8peOM.jpg
some good advice 😛 for some of our...less experienced members

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/336348.jpg

[jswift79]

http://giant.gfycat.com/FabulousImpressionableBull.gif

http://i.imgur.com/GasdbMc.gif

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/336471.jpg

[FD22]

http://i.imgur.com/nVp0v72.jpg

[Aitch]

http://i.imgur.com/nVp0v72.jpg
Lol no units necessary.

[jaimie08mazda3]

http://i.imgur.com/nVp0v72.jpg


Lol no units necessary.

DMX don't need units. He's always up in here don't ya know. http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/25/d82ff3ad8fd4d7d5b7324662cf6bc212.jpg

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/25/50832c4795d0c19ec4f9f2f3342ca953.jpg

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/25/ebd29f51f764b51e5ab42bc88ddc6034.jpg

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/25/bb9062c558a592f6586d66e16531e075.jpg

[SirWanker]

https://i.imgur.com/YMaE9Lo.jpg

[Kiyomi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-QTsRAz1Bo

[jswift79]

http://i.imgur.com/b7nPF0h.gif

https://instagram.com/p/3IlmXFMhaI/

[Cyclic]

http://i.imgur.com/b7nPF0h.gif

https://instagram.com/p/3IlmXFMhaI/

LMFAO. jswift79 Thanks dude. I sat here at work laughing for like 5 mins with my coworker.

[jaimie08mazda3]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/27/22c2c09d6d8bbc39c5c3c820966be40b.jpg

[CRS Automotive Oakville]

http://i.imgur.com/b7nPF0h.gif

https://instagram.com/p/3IlmXFMhaI/

Hahahah! Did you watched the whole video?

[jswift79]

Hahahah! Did you watched the whole video?

lol noo....do u have the video source for the gif? lol

[geobur]

lol noo....do u have the video source for the gif? lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pawQO7SI3uw

[geobur]

Lol dat poke doe
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/27/80e27e17438d200d9d7eecaf153b9bfb.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/ZbFdS2u.gifv

linky due to format.

[jswift79]

http://i.imgur.com/ZbFdS2u.gif

linky due to format.

delete the v at the end

edit: nevermind it doesnt. it works on bodybuilding.com

[ottoyu34]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rRK7vlBG8A

[jonjon72]

http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn121/KittyMini_photos/Misc/IMG_3413_zpsc1zdei25.png

[geobur]

hmm scarily accurate. FD22 what do you think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzUbgpWNf8

[ShibbyDibbyDoo]

Volvo self "stopping" car:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nnhUCtcO8

[staax]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu6sXKN58_Q

[Jackal]

iPad revenge

http://youtu.be/RRDSj62tlvQ

[FD22]

hmm scarily accurate. FD22 what do you think?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFzUbgpWNf8

lol it's so true doe


Volvo self "stopping" car:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8nnhUCtcO8

Now that's just stupidity on their part lol


iPad revenge

http://youtu.be/RRDSj62tlvQ

Never mess with Emma

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337119.jpg
http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337177.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://arstechnica.com/civis/download/file.php?id=36329
http://ww2.kqed.org/futureofyou/2015/05/26/robotic-butt-helps-medical-students-learn-professional-intimacy/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CGBV2uCWMAA1kGM.jpg:large

http://i.imgur.com/LqFof2Y.jpg

EDIT: dammit.....

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337151.jpg

[asyed]

http://i.imgur.com/ZbFdS2u.gifv

linky due to format.

http://i.imgur.com/ZbFdS2u.gif

fixed

[proDJtege]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

KUNG FURYYYYYYY!!!!

[SirWanker]

http://media.oglaf.com/comic/ragtrade.jpg

[Jackal]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/29/94d9b33dc35100729d87e0b2765958a3.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337161.jpg

[geobur]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337161.jpg
Lol that's racist...and funny as hell

[optiklenz13]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/31/0511330ca0e1ab9bb760a8f6a9fee1c8.jpg

Hahaha!!!

[MikeTheCheek]

"german engineering"

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337594.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://i.imgur.com/rual99nl.jpg

[geobur]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/01/7a585d96f1679be3ef28d8b319e89ef4.jpghttp://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/01/957f1b3ea6521bc9a7e6e59fda430484.jpg

[FD22]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xat1/v/t1.0-9/11329749_1012259015451815_5692267505874344064_n.jp g?oh=91cf88e6df6e56a53f076d8c07777841&oe=560190D1

[loki]

http://birddata.verticallabs.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10255715_1427702770813513_1399360137646244726_n.jp g

[loki]

Forever alone...

http://caliser.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/desktop-1418763600.jpg

[jaimie08mazda3]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/01/b04ab5123016afb30bd0bf22409647f7.jpg
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/01/934b100f62730aaf2c0935621e5c6b2b.jpg
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/01/63421a79debe2db2c79aa3b516e52336.jpg
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/01/8599d986379899775360e232b972889e.jpg

[SirWanker]

http://giant.gfycat.com/WatchfulAlarmedHorseshoecrab.gif

[geobur]

http://birddata.verticallabs.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/10255715_1427702770813513_1399360137646244726_n.jp g
Phil after a long day of deliveries?

[loki]

Phil after a long day of deliveries?

No

[geobur]

No
I give up then

[SKyactivmanny]

Forever alone...

http://caliser.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/desktop-1418763600.jpg

Friendzone level 100

[brucewayne]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ovcr1X-h5h4/U9FljcoF62I/AAAAAAAA7Ac/9BXQbTbxfsA/s1600/Screenshot_2014-07-18-19-41-47-1.png

[geobur]

http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o747/geobur/Random%20Stuff/a9237810ecd8f9f4f2e3c4598efade99.600x_zpsktjaiwnk. jpg (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/geobur/media/Random%20Stuff/a9237810ecd8f9f4f2e3c4598efade99.600x_zpsktjaiwnk. jpg.html)
http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o747/geobur/Random%20Stuff/condoms%20prevent%20minivans_zps78mszvaw.jpg (http://s1341.photobucket.com/user/geobur/media/Random%20Stuff/condoms%20prevent%20minivans_zps78mszvaw.jpg.html)

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337961.jpg

[jonjon72]

http://hugelolcdn.com/i460/337907.jpg

[CarLadyLisa]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/05/31/0511330ca0e1ab9bb760a8f6a9fee1c8.jpg

Hahaha!!!

Oh Man. Someone needs to put some VW sticker caps on that pronto!

[ShibbyDibbyDoo]

Oh Man. Someone needs to put some VW sticker caps on that pronto!

And then you can double the selling price!

[optiklenz13]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/06/02/e0f38173ef5f21278409f43bea121fa9.jpg

[roachkillah]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OrKLGEOVRA

[Default User]

And then you can double the selling price!

Except all of a sudden - your trash bin has electrical problems, rust, and a roof rack