Random MS3 Chat Thread

[mikey32235]

just ordered some dense itv-22 plugs today

[Mr Wilson]

just ordered some dense itv-22 plugs today

solid.

[mikey32235]

anyone bought forza 4? going to best buy now to buy it

[Thrizzl3]

anyone bought forza 4? going to best buy now to buy it

yes..but that came out long time ago...why get it now?

[loki]

Hit 80k

[Fack_Dude]

Anyone got a spare engine block? It's full build time. And no. I didn't blow my engine.

[mikey32235]

yes..but that came out long time ago...why get it now?

oops... i meant the new forza.. horizon!!! incredible

[mazdaspeedemon3]

Anyone got a spare engine block? It's full build time. And no. I didn't blow my engine.

oh shiiit

[Thrizzl3]

oops... i meant the new forza.. horizon!!! incredible

Ya I have that too..not worth it IMO.

[mikey32235]

really? its pretty awesome

[Thrizzl3]

It's meh. Already done..took me 17hrs of playing time.

[loki]

Anyone got a spare engine block? It's full build time. And no. I didn't blow my engine.

idiot


your car runs so well. Why mess with it?

Building engines is the new black.

[loki]

did a leak test today at Celestspeed3. Quick pit stop on the way back from North Bay.

The intake is leaky. Sorted 2 leaks, but tomorrow will try attaching the intake itself better

[BlueStreak]

idiot


your car runs so well. Why mess with it?

Building engines is the new black.

The motor won't last at 400whp indefinitely on stock block. Guaranteed. He's saving himself some headache.

[Fack_Dude]

idiot


your car runs so well. Why mess with it?

Building engines is the new black.

To go fast bitch.

[loki]

If anyone has a faster furnace out there...let me know...

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[Thrizzl3]

As long as it is up there you can keep that avatar...since that poor turbo will never see the light of day lol

[2zoom]

How much meth you running with that BT build Chris? Lol

[2012speed3]

Loki that a GT30?

[Fack_Dude]

Loki that a GT30?

gt 3071

[loki]

meth is on the way

yet another thing to clutter up my furnace room

[-cj-]

0 to 22 degrees C with 15 minutes of timing

[BlueStreak]

If anyone has a faster furnace out there...let me know...

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This is how I propose we tackle your boosted furnace.

Explanation provided below.


Furnace
Once we force feed your furnace with boost, it'll get pissed off (see image of furnace gritting teeth) and produce all sorts of heat we can harness to warm your house AND your water. Green folks, take note. You can make power AND save the planet.

So much heat will radiate from this furnace that if we were to turn it up to full power, we could flash cook 4 cows on each floor in under 30 seconds. Nelly would be proud.



Outside, heat will emanate from Loki's house as if it were Goku powering up to Super Saiyan and warm 3 city blocks in the coldest of winters. Green folks, take note once more. Surrounding residents won't need to run their furnaces once we get this guy online.


Intake
HTP 4" intake. Good for over 600hp mated to a black cone style AEM filter. We don't want to look too ricey here with red or blue filter elements; understated looks go a long way.

The screen in front of the mass airflow sensor acts as an airflow straightener and a barrier to prevent babies from getting sucked in. We don't advise you bring your babies to view this monster setup as you won't walk out of the room with your bundle of joy in your arms. Boyracer, this one is for you; Girlracer should stay at home.

Men, I know what you're thinking. Pornstar member if you get close enough. No, no, no and no! Unless you want your junk to resemble an over stretched piece of bubble gum, I don't recommend it.

Turbo
After wiping off the year old cobwebs, the GT3071 should be good to go. Its efficient up to ~450hp but we're not here to make wimpy power; we'll crank this bish to the low 500s. At this point, this turbo has spent more time near the furnace than it has in a car so I expect it would exhibit symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome if we were to put it in Loki's Speed.

I know what you're thinking, Fast_Dude: Faaaaaaaccckkk!

Think this setup couldn't get any greener? Think again. The turbo CHRA is cooled with house water. Cold water comes in, hot water comes out. No need for an additional fossil fuel burning, ozone depleting, baby bird killing hot water tank. Green y0!



Catalytic Converter
Affectionately dubbed "Meow" because we call it a "cat". We don't need to run two cats in this setup since this runs so green, flowers and sunshine already comes out the loud as f**k Cherry Bomb Exhaust.

Exhaust
The mother of all loud @$$ axleback exhausts. Statements are made when your exhaust sounds like the starting line of a NASCAR event. Nuff said.

Intercooler
30+ PSI needs an intercooler. I suggest running the Treadstone TR1245 which is good for 860hp. This 12.5" X 22" X 4.5" core will cool the intake charge to below ambient temperatures with the imbued pixie dust and unicorn fluids.

CelestSpeed3 will be jealous at the size of this mother and will likely fit this unit on his pu by tomorrow.

Blow Off Valve
We don't recirculate our boost, we vent that hoe to the atmosphere. We don't suggest standing in the same room with this thing goes off. The pressure change will be so great that when ambient pressure returns to normal, you'll die from the bends.

Pacifier
Pacifiers keep babies from crying and furnaces from killing.

Meth Injection
Soon to be added to the pile of car parts near Loki's furnace. Might as well put it to use and cool the intake charge below freezing. The highly sophisticated drinking bird will hit the toggle button at precise intervals to cool the intake charge and prevent the furnace from blowing up from detonation.

Furnace Management System
The COBB Furnace Management System is still in Beta. Should it prove to be successful, COBB will release it to the public and all beta testers will get a cut of the profits. We can assure you, we'll get it to target the proper AFR.

Not pictured here is the COBB THERMOStat made of unobtainium and recycled pink fog LEDs.

[loki]

most epic post of all time....

[Snotrocket]

You forgot duel dips sticks mod!