Bird with percision aiming

[Chrisinski]

So I was driving to Timmies and a bird managed to crap on the inside of my car while moving. I didnt think to take a picture before I cleaned it but how the hell did that happen! Lolol

The details: effected areas were the door arm rest, edge of seat, floor mat, splatter on dash. Like direct hit.

[Rob23]

haha. that sucks. I was on my bike a week ago and i stopped at a red light then splat, 2 feet in front of me a bird dropped one from the hydro wires.

Lucky it was a red light or I would have for sure got shat on.

Btw its supposed to be good luck when a bird shits on you, maybe your car has good luck now

[r4mi5awi]

Only, and I mean ONLY, when I wash the car, does it get an abundance of bird skeet, almost instantaneously within mm's of leaving the driveway. Fackin shit hawks.

[Metal Wing]

And this is why I am terrified of having the sunroof open.

[Rob23]

And this is why I am terrified of having the sunroof open.

lol thats like one in a million. and you can just clean it?

[Chrisinski]

I always have my sunroof open and never have been bombed that way. I still cant get over getti g it through the passenger window doing 50 lol

[Metal Wing]

lol thats like one in a million. and you can just clean it?

Definitely, but WHAT IF I am driving down the highway at 160, the bird sh*ts through the sunroof, splatter gets into my eyes, blinds me, I lose control, the car flips over, falls off the bridge onto another car, we both roll into the harbor, hit a boat loaded with dynamite, and the whole city goes up in smoke? =(

In all honesty, I think it's the fact that I am lazy to clean it up, so I rather not open it (I usually tilt open it, just not slide all the way) Plus its tinted, so opening it I usually don't favor opening it, hah.

But I agree, it is a very very small chance for it to happen, especially if you are driving, anything falling through sunroof will most likely end up in the backseat anyway.

[malfunktion]

Definitely, but WHAT IF I am driving down the highway at 160, the bird sh*ts through the sunroof, splatter gets into my eyes, blinds me, I lose control, the car flips over, falls off the bridge onto another car, we both roll into the harbor, hit a boat loaded with dynamite, and the whole city goes up in smoke? =(

[hex]

2 weeks ago while in the car, bird had legit diarrhea and got it right in the middle if the windshield. Had my sunroof opened, and wondered what would've happened in case i was 3 feet forward. I mean, the shit was at least tennis ball sized and was nice and brown.

Went to a coin op to wash it off 2 minutes later.

[peterm15]

Definitely, but WHAT IF I am driving down the highway at 160,

simple. Don't go 160. Lol.

I've heard stories of birds flying through open windows on transport trucks.

[cwp_sedan]

A pigeon hit me while I was moving one summer. I was on Yonge and went under a train bridge and the damn thing crapped right in the sunroof onto the arm rest. I had to catch it with my hand to prevent it from running off onto the seat/carpet.

That was nasty but at least it was confined until I go to the closest gas station for clean up. lol

[rajin929]

it was a terrorist attack.

damn birds.

[cwp_sedan]

Definitely, but WHAT IF I am driving down the highway at 160, the bird sh*ts through the sunroof, splatter gets into my eyes, blinds me, I lose control, the car flips over, falls off the bridge onto another car, we both roll into the harbor, hit a boat loaded with dynamite, and the whole city goes up in smoke? =(

Then you are dead and you don't have to worry about it.

[Chrisinski]

Then you are dead and you don't have to worry about it.

My thoughts exsactly.

Remember boys n girls... Drive like hell, youl get there.

[Metal Wing]

Alright guys! You convinced me! I shall have my sunroof open these coming days! Will report back the results (Or lack thereof)!

[krimsalt]

Wow that sucks... Nearly had that happen recently, a splatter inches beside my open sunroof... And with cloth interior it would've been near impossible to clean that

[brucewayne]

i close my sunroof on the highways... too noisy. i hate underpasses with the sunroof though... its a landing zone for those russian bombers, where they refuel and reload, its there territory. i washed it about a week ago and didn't put sealant on since i was gonna touch up a few spots with the paint pen. 2 days later, doodoo on my hood.

[Chrisinski]

Alright guys! You convinced me! I shall have my sunroof open these coming days! Will report back the results (Or lack thereof)!

Yes be a man and open that window up! No fear of the over head wire splatter bombers

[Ogata]

http://www.mnr.gov.on.ca/stdprodcons...rod_070819.pdf

[Chrisinski]

Lol use a pole with a shirt lol