It's the Effing Friday Thread!! Post Whores Live Here!

[ElegantGremlin]

You providing the beer?

I'll provide the digs, you guys provide the booze.

are you making me go take a pic kev?

Can't you just repost the latest one from Facebook, or have they gotten further?

[Thrizzl3]

so its raining..

[froggy]

so its raining..

welcome to autumn in a temperate zone...

[aris]

so its raining..

Nothing gets by you..

[Thrizzl3]

welcome to autumn in a temperate zone...

i know! all the moisture is falling!

Nothing gets by you..

whats is condensation?

[kevcol74]

are you making me go take a pic kev?

Yep, lets see it!! If there is a shingled roof, there is no reason you shouldn't be out in it drinking beer!! Make sure you have your Oktoberfest hat on!!

[miss_jess]

i love fridays

[ElegantGremlin]

whats is condensation?

What's all over my car when I get up in the morning.

[miss_jess]

What's all over my car when I get up in the morning.

not me... underground parking ftw

[dentinger]

ok, question for all you.

my friend erin is setting me up with the really hot chick lisa. ive been texting her all week, and im meeting her (along with erin) tonite at joe dogs. i saw a picture of her, and she's smoking hot.
however, i found out today, at work, that its all a big joke, and i've been texting my fellow employeee tyler this whole time. tyler/erin dont know i know, so im still player along here.
im planning on going to joe dogs, finding tylers car, and doing something harmless to it, then leaving.

what would you guys do? i just wanna do something harmless...to a point.

[S.F.W.]

ok, question for all you.

my friend erin is setting me up with the really hot chick lisa. ive been texting her all week, and im meeting her (along with erin) tonite at joe dogs. i saw a picture of her, and she's smoking hot.
however, i found out today, at work, that its all a big joke, and i've been texting my fellow employeee tyler this whole time. tyler/erin dont know i know, so im still player along here.
im planning on going to joe dogs, finding tylers car, and doing something harmless to it, then leaving.

what would you guys do? i just wanna do something harmless...to a point.

an old joke we did to a former co-worker. We wrapped her Jeep in seran wrap. Really thick, and from top to bottom, including the wheel base. Took her almost two hours to get it all off.

[dentinger]

i thought about that. but his car will be in a parking lot, at the restaurant. people will be around me, and im sure some will take it the wrong way.

however, this could work if i bring a friend.

[MistaChin]

Let air out of his tires

[Thrizzl3]

ok, question for all you.

my friend erin is setting me up with the really hot chick lisa. ive been texting her all week, and im meeting her (along with erin) tonite at joe dogs. i saw a picture of her, and she's smoking hot.
however, i found out today, at work, that its all a big joke, and i've been texting my fellow employeee tyler this whole time. tyler/erin dont know i know, so im still player along here.
im planning on going to joe dogs, finding tylers car, and doing something harmless to it, then leaving.

what would you guys do? i just wanna do something harmless...to a point.

fart in the air intake for the a/c so then smell your shitty revenge

[aris]

ok, question for all you.

my friend erin is setting me up with the really hot chick lisa. ive been texting her all week, and im meeting her (along with erin) tonite at joe dogs. i saw a picture of her, and she's smoking hot.
however, i found out today, at work, that its all a big joke, and i've been texting my fellow employeee tyler this whole time. tyler/erin dont know i know, so im still player along here.
im planning on going to joe dogs, finding tylers car, and doing something harmless to it, then leaving.

what would you guys do? i just wanna do something harmless...to a point.

toilet paper the whole car

[dentinger]

thats my original thought.

however, im meeting them at 6, and he has hockey right afterwards. i dont know how hockey works, but could he be kicked off the team if he's late?

[MistaChin]

thats my original thought.

however, im meeting them at 6, and he has hockey right afterwards. i dont know how hockey works, but could he be kicked off the team if he's late?

Does it matter if he's kicked off the team? But i'm a jackass so that's just me

[dentinger]

kinda yes. im not a jerk. i just want him to know i knew all along, and that i win.

[aris]

kinda yes. im not a jerk. i just want him to know i knew all along, and that i win.

toliet paper is quick and easy to get off

[dentinger]

im also thinking about writing something on his windows with a bar of soap.
apparently its REALLY hard to get off.

maybe write "honk if you love anal" on his back window or something.

[kevcol74]

Not likely to kick him off, just reprimand him.

Find a paint stick, and write all over the windows. Harmless, will come off fine if on the glass. (or whatever they use at dealers to write on windows)

Grease on the underside of his door handles maybe... small but effective

[MistaChin]

you could just take some dog shit and put it on the back of his door handles. He wont see it and when he does open his door....POOPY HAND!

[dentinger]

Not likely to kick him off, just reprimand him.

Find a paint stick, and write all over the windows. Harmless, will come off fine if on the glass. (or whatever they use at dealers to write on windows)

Grease on the underside of his door handles maybe... small but effective

i thought about this too. on both sides of the car. plus i work in an auto shop, so i have an adbundant supply of grease.

[aris]

you could just take some dog shit and put it on the back of his door handles. He wont see it and when he does open his door....POOPY HAND!

hahah..this would be priceless to see

[Thrizzl3]

pour maple syrup all over his car