If you\'ve been Majoogled
The Majoogle is a very strange animal indeed. Quite intelligent, but bound by convention. The precision of the Majoogle mind, and correspondingly the imprecision of the non-Majoogle mind, is quite evident by its responses to queries raised by non-Majoogles. Should you post an irrelevant query or post a query without having conducted an exhaustive search about it on this board (or even a general Internet search), you will be \"Majoogled\". It\'s not a pleasant experience and can be likened to a trip to the dentist for a root canal. You need the root canal to preserve your oral health, just as this board needs Majoogling to prevent its decay into duplicate post anarchy.
Although as noted above, Majoogling is a necessary evil to the proper functioning of this board, there is a simple way to offset the painful experience of having been Majoogled. It\'s called revenge. Post an oft-asked question to which you know the answer and you have started on your road to recovery. Although the Majoogle may realize the post is in jest, the precision (and thus inflexiblity) of the Majoogle mind soon takes over. The Majoogle may resist responding, but the question will soon gnaw at its very heart until it becomes an all-consuming question that needs to be answered, regardless of the price. Either that or the Majoogle will blow up (the preferred result, by the way).
So, I invite you to participate in anti-Majoogling by posting your inane, insane and duplicative queries in this thread (or better yet elsewhere on this Board).
Cheers,
Nathan
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