Your best revenge/prank tips and tricks!

[MSMitch]

Duct tape lunch meat like bologna to the BACK of drawers - dresser drawers work best - WEEKS later, there is an unidentifiable stench from their room that will take another few weeks to source!

Also knew someone who "castrated" all the mice at their office - took all the balls from every computer mouse - with laser ones, doesn't work as well, so now we put a piece of electrical tape over the sensor!

ANYTHING with jello is funny!

Used to call my classmates and pretend I was with the dean's office - stated they hadn't paid tuition and needed to rectify asap.

Of course, being in vet school - someone MAY have taken three sheep, labelled them 1, 2 and 4 and set them loose in a student residence building... (not original, but you never wanted to take a chancem, so always end up looking for the non-existent #3!!!)

[hit26k]

lmao you guys are jokes. this is a such a great thread. will have to try some of these out around the office. lol

[Iceman_F1]

Duct tape lunch meat like bologna to the BACK of drawers - dresser drawers work best - WEEKS later, there is an unidentifiable stench from their room that will take another few weeks to source!

Also knew someone who "castrated" all the mice at their office - took all the balls from every computer mouse - with laser ones, doesn't work as well, so now we put a piece of electrical tape over the sensor!

ANYTHING with jello is funny!

Used to call my classmates and pretend I was with the dean's office - stated they hadn't paid tuition and needed to rectify asap.

Of course, being in vet school - someone MAY have taken three sheep, labelled them 1, 2 and 4 and set them loose in a student residence building... (not original, but you never wanted to take a chancem, so always end up looking for the non-existent #3!!!)

That would be amusing.

[froggy]

any classics that still work and get laughs? kick me signs taped to someones back? bucket full of bean bags over a partially opened door? shoe black on some binoculars?

[JashiK]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

Wouldn't it be easier to go up to the door and take a piss?

[shu5892001]

lol but the point is to get pee into their room

o... i got it... lol

[blackmica10]

also not to original, but my ive gotten a few people by using clear hockey tape around the sink spray nozzle and watching as someone went to go turn on the sink .


also extremly funny, watch your teachers face as you pull out some zig zags and what appears to be mary jane.... until she looks in your sesh paper and realizes its tobacco!

[MistaChin]

Wouldn't it be easier to go up to the door and take a piss?

like I answered shu46546398248668512&@, you want pee in their room, not on the door. The frozen piss allows you to push it right into their room.

[Lummix]

oh man...wish i saw this earlier and not at 230am...

WE used to lift cars off the ground so the drive wheels were about a half inch up. Then listen to our victim in their state complete confusion as they try to figure out why their car can't move.

Tying zip ties to someones drive shaft is always fun.

Hiding alarm clocks through out some ones home/office and have them go off at different/random times.

In university friends of mine used to have parties at their frat house. And through some connections always had their hands on a pharmaceutical dye known as methyl blue. They used to make an absolutely devastating punch that was of course blue. The problem with methyl blue, is that your body can't break it down. So by the time the punch has made it through your system, you begin to pee blue. for those that had never had it before, the look of confusion/fright when they come out of the can was one of the funniest things i've ever seen.

Buttered door handles are always good.

[Thrizzl3]

this was a prank that was pulled on an innocent person.

me and my friends were chilling at a wendy's in the summer and it was after closing hrs which was 12am. people were still coming through the drive thru but they didn't know the restaurant was closed. so we thought of an idea to pretend we were one of the order takers. my friend stood behind the menu pretending to be the person inside taking the order when an SUV pulls up. they were actually ordering and the order wasn't small either. after they finished ordering he drove up and my friend slipped out from behind the menu unnoticed. a few seconds later we burst out into laughter. The SUV came whipping around almost taking us all out asking if we were on the "up n up" WTF is "up n up" (basically means if we were high). nope we just did it because we were bored.

There was a police cruiser at the tim hortons and he immediately went over to complain. now since its private property and we weren't disturbing any peace or vandalizing the police can't do anything about it. So the cruiser comes over to us, the officer nods her head and laughs then drives away. The guy who got pranked saw this happen got pissed off and drove away. OH what a good night that was.

[Pokey]

Hiding alarm clocks through out some ones home/office and have them go off at different/random times.

I remember going into a walmart or sears or whatever and setting their various windup clocks to go off at different times

[Default User]

last year - one of the neighborhood kids put dishwash soap in this raggety lady's fountain. SUDS EVERYWHERE!!!!

[prime]

when I worked in an office a guy went on vacation and when he came back he found everything he had on his desk molded into jello

we got his stapler, mouse, all his pens, coffee cup and anything we could find it was sooo good, he was soo pissed but could only laugh. We also had jello for a week after it all lol

LOL Jim did that to Dwight in The Office

[Kappa]

i put a full fish in the tank of the toilet at my buddys place.. i told him it was his gf that smelled bad...

[esqui]

Years ago, when I was in my late teens or early 20's I had this friend me a a few buds use to share a house with, and he just went through a brutal period that lasted for months with Revenue Canada pertaining to him owing a couple thousand dollars in back taxes. In those days and at that age thats a huge sum. It was really his own fault because he didn't file for a few years and each year it turned out he owed money, so interest was accrued. Anyway he finally reached an agreement with them to pay so much a month for such and such a period. He was so pissed with them, especially when it cut into his beer and pot money.

I worked in a print shop at that time, and one of the clients was indeed 'Revenue Canada'.
Anyway, we were printing off Revenue Canada letterhead, so I made a decision to keep a few sheets and write him a letter on a typewriter (back then microsoft word, or word perfect just came out), advising him that there has been a huge mistake, and the amount owing was miscalculated and it appears he actually owes twice as much (lets say 4,000) then previously advised, so please remitt immediatley or face further penalty. Closing comment said, 'remember we are there to help.'

Now, I mailed the letter off through my works' postage meter to make it look more official, and because I was always the 1st one home after work, I waiting for it to arrive.
A few days later it did, and I had the pleasure of handing it to him (advising that this arrived today) and watch him go more ballistic more than Judge Judy on the rag.
It was a classic...I eventually told him it was me after letting him rant on for a couple hours.
He was relieved it was a joke, but the last thing he told me was pay-backs will be a bitch, but it never happened.

Heres another-I was being bullied 'as the new guy' at a warehouse years ago, and some dick kept putting grease on the back of my lock on my locker. I got sick and tired of it, so it was time to do something. Anyway, I knew who it was, so I made a decision to put crazy-glue in the key hole of his lock, on his locker.
The very next day i walked in a wammo, there he is with a set of bolt cutters, as I pretend to not notice. LOL...That prick deserved it..he ended up getting fired months later for fighting out in the warehouse.

[klym]

I enjoyed sticking a firecracker into a soft bar of soap, lighting it and then throwing it in the shower with my roomate. It was pretty epic, soap shrapnel everywhere & loud as shit in a small area... he was not impressed

[Default User]

Heres another-I was being bullied 'as the new guy' at a warehouse years ago, and some dick kept putting grease on the back of my lock on my locker. I got sick and tired of it, so it was time to do something. Anyway, I knew who it was, so I made a decision to put crazy-glue in the key hole of his lock, on his locker.
The very next day i walked in a wammo, there he is with a set of bolt cutters, as I pretend to not notice. LOL...That prick deserved it..he ended up getting fired months later for fighting out in the warehouse.

I loved being "the new kid" - it always gave me an excuse for the payback.

[Default User]

I enjoyed sticking a firecracker into a soft bar of soap, lighting it and then throwing it in the shower with my roomate. It was pretty epic, soap shrapnel everywhere & loud as shit in a small area... he was not impressed

I used to dump ICE COLD WATER over the shower curtain rod onto my little brother-in-law

[esqui]

I used to dump ICE COLD WATER over the shower curtain rod onto my little brother-in-law

LOL, thats a little tamer than freezing (cold) piss.

[klym]

Also, back in first year I was in an old res at Laurier where we didn't have our own showers in our rooms like alot of the new residences do. Needless to say you had to pay close attention to your close of someone would take them AND your towel back to their room. The girls on the other half of our floor enjoyed the walk of shame a few of the guys had to do lol

[Pokey]

Also, back in first year I was in an old res at Laurier where we didn't have our own showers in our rooms like alot of the new residences do. Needless to say you had to pay close attention to your close of someone would take them AND your towel back to their room. The girls on the other half of our floor enjoyed the walk of shame a few of the guys had to do lol

Perfect reason for streaking. But, but someone took my clothes

[Jackal]

1. Piss in a baking sheet
2. Freeze it
3. Take it out of the freezer
4. Slide the frozen sheet of piss underneath someones door
5. Wait for it to melt

Don't eat any of Mistachin's freshly baked cookies. Lol.

[MistaChin]

Don't eat any of Mistachin's freshly baked cookies. Lol.

I was going to bring some to the next meet too!

[klym]

I was going to bring some to the next meet too!

Next meet wont be my first thats for sure...

[Tony M. Nyphot]

Neverseez under toolbox drawer handles.
Drill a hole in someones locked toolbox, install a grease nipple then fill it up.
If you have a vacuum sealer or shrink wrapper, take every tool out of someones toolbox seal them up and put them back in the original drawers.
Use a hot glue gun to "secure" random metal tools/parts to a workbench.
Hang the control pendant on the crane hook then tape the up button in place. (Make sure you test the upper travel stop first, and have an up-up or forklift and basket handy to get it back down)
Put a pair of workboots in a crapper stall with a pair of coveralls/pants over them then lock it.
Swap a couple of letters on a keyboard.
Change the auto correct in someones e-mail program to change "the" to "teh", or their name to something more to your liking.
Put vaseline on the earpiece of a phone and have someone near it paged to an outside line.
Put extra heavy wheel weights on the opposite side of the actual weight on someones rim. (Best for a company car)
Hang a large potato on a wire then fasten it around the spring/strut.
Adjust the settings on a CRT monitor to make the picture screwy, then change the language to one the user doesn't understand.
Swap the mouse buttons to lefty style.
Hide a pager somewhere in the office then call it when the person is out, the single beep every 5 minutes will make it fun to find.
Put a few sheets of hole punched paper in the copier backwards.
Put the bosses phone on call forward to someone else.
Tell a rookie to go to stores for a long stand, bucket of steam, can of plaid paint, left handed screwdriver/wrench/hammer.
Near Christmas, print off a letter for a free turkey on company letterhead telling the recipient to pick it up from stores.
Page someone to your local IT help desk extension.

Use at your own risk!