It's the Effing Friday Thread!! Post Whores Live Here!

"Do you like 9 Inch Nails?"

"Because I don't have any nails"

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Originally Posted by fruitloops

Don't intrude on white man's territory

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hey man. they friggen dig the caramel.

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Originally Posted by asyed

TLDR; really attractive girl in class. Wasnt really aware of her presence until recently, and now i have 3 weeks to get something going before summer.
Oh and theres a high chance she is aware. Kinda nervous about talking though because I feel like im not worthy nor do I have any smooth way of doing so. I wish we had more assignments coming up that i can "ask about"

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This looks awfully like a post you made about a girl in your class a while back. You did nothing then. The past is a great predictor of the future.
Nothing to see here. Keep moving folks.

"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. " that'll get her for sure!

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Originally Posted by 6strings

I think at this point we can stop giving him legit advice, because as usual he doesn't take it.
So from now on I say we give him complete useless pick up lines to use.
Two outcomes, either he's harpooning dragons on the nightly, or he's just sharpening the blade by himself.

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This.

Since you are in class, this one may be more appropriate
"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."

Another school appropriate one:

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

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Originally Posted by ChristinaD

"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. " that'll get her for sure!

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Originally Posted by ChristinaD

Since you are in class, this one may be more appropriate
"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."

Another school appropriate one:

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

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Both of these are awesome.

You like math?
Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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Originally Posted by ChristinaD

Since you are in class, this one may be more appropriate
"I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you."

Another school appropriate one:

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

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You single?

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Originally Posted by 6strings

You like math?
Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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He'd struggle with the long division

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Originally Posted by 6strings

You like math?
Let's add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

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One of my favourites!

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Originally Posted by loki

You single?

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That's not that good of a pick up line...
:P
Or if you're asking me.. No, I'm not. But I've always thought cheesy or funny pick up lines were great! Always worked as a good ice breaker if used appropriately:

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Originally Posted by loki

You single?

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inbox full LOLOLOL

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Originally Posted by loki

He'd struggle with the long division

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maybe he should stick to grammar lines then.
You must be an English major, because you're giving me a dangling participle.

Alright people, I'm going to bed, le alarm goes off at 4:00am
This was fun.

Vikings is on. Season 3 is crazy so far.

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Originally Posted by Kiewan

Vikings is on. Season 3 is crazy so far.

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Awesome series

ya i think ill stick with coursework or the weather.....



pickup lines only work if you are exceptionally attractive.

So pick up lines for @asyed

Morninggg! Hope everyone enjoys their day off, or if you celebrate, enjoys their Good Friday (don't forget, no meat!).
Decent temperature out today, so maybe the rain will hold back and I can do my first solid car wash of the year. But either way, nice weather always makes a day off even better!

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Originally Posted by asyed

ya i think ill stick with coursework or the weather.....



pickup lines only work if you are exceptionally attractive.

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I agree, stick to the course stuff. But that's bullshit. Pick up lines can work for anyone with enough confidence to know when and how to use them right. Looks don't factor in as much as guys think they do. Confidence is #1 importance with pick up lines. Also, next week, pics, or it didn't happen. Even just the back of her head. We need visualization.

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Originally Posted by ChristinaD

Morninggg! Hope everyone enjoys their day off, or if you celebrate, enjoys their Good Friday (don't forget, no meat!).
Decent temperature out today, so maybe the rain will hold back and I can do my first solid car wash of the year. But either way, nice weather always makes a day off even better!



I agree, stick to the course stuff. But that's bullshit. Pick up lines can work for anyone with enough confidence to know when and how to use them right. Looks don't factor in as much as guys think they do. Confidence is #1 importance with pick up lines. Also, next week, pics, or it didn't happen. Even just the back of her head. We need visualization.

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I'll be enjoying my 4 day weekend. Except all the driving. Oakville, Bowmanville, Cambridge to get my sleds, Woodstock, down to Brantford for dinner and Furious7, then back to Woodstock overnight. Then Grand Bend for the rest of the weekend.

Morning guys!! Weather looks good today. Gonna go on long drive somewhere today, haven't decided where yet. Hopefully little bit of sun comes out.

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Originally Posted by loki

You have perfected the self-induced cock block

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This

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Originally Posted by asyed

Something ive sucked at many times no matter how subtle i try to be.

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Giggidy

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Originally Posted by jay93

Hi.......... lol I had to

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Hi right back ;)

Damn that was easy

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Originally Posted by jaimie08mazda3

No I'm not lol. There is a reason that there was a Facebook page called Guelph girls hahaha. @Genpu_Mz3.

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Why wasn't I made aware of this when I was in the Tri-Cities?!

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Originally Posted by loki

"Hey baby that selfie you took was hawt and the hashtags you used were rad"

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Stop stealing my lines!

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Originally Posted by Jackal

Yo yo. Wassup?

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Howdy do

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Originally Posted by loki

You've mentioned the tie up basement thing to him before when giving girl advice....

That's not a good thing, especially if you don't remember you've mentioned that exact thing already

So who's up for a TM3 meet next Thursday at 2:30 pm?

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Down. I'll come all the way from Michigan.

Alright that's a lie, but down to be Skype'd

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Originally Posted by 6strings

Anybody needs guitar strings changed?

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This sounds oddly sexual

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Originally Posted by ChristinaD

"Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. " that'll get her for sure!

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Wow..

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Originally Posted by Nikhil Pali

Morning guys!! Weather looks good today. Gonna go on long drive somewhere today, haven't decided where yet. Hopefully little bit of sun comes out.

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I'll be doing the same!

Also....good morning!

Only thing close to a pick up like I ever used was on my wife. Was chatting with her the second time we met, and she said "don't worry, [a mutual friend] is making sure I stay out of trouble." To which I replied, "why don't you give me your number, and I'll make sure you don't get in trouble?"

It worked.

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Originally Posted by Aitch

Only thing close to a pick up like I ever used was on my wife. Was chatting with her the second time we met, and she said "don't worry, [a mutual friend] is making sure I stay out of trouble." To which I replied, "why don't you give me your number, and I'll make sure you don't get in trouble?"

It worked.

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Lol nice

As far as pickup lines go...I always feel like the ones you pre-plan are cheesy and stupid. Not saying I don't use lines but they should be in the moment and a little more genuine than something you spent an hour trying to think of/plan to say.

Hangover day 1 of 3. Woohoo!