Random MS3 Chat Thread

[Fobio]

Nice dave!

[loki]

You forgot duel dips sticks mod!

no he forgot the gen1 hood with hoodscoop which actually serves no purpose, but we must haz it

[Snotrocket]

Nice dave!

What the?

[Fobio]

no he forgot the gen1 hood with hoodscoop which actually serves no purpose, but we must haz it

you'd too if after spending a bunch of money [cuz telling you how much I spend means anything], but didn't know enough to check for hood clearance...so I'll just throw good money after bad... makes sense, in bizazaro world...

[2zoom]

LMAO.. That was awesome

[fywdyl]

"resemble an over stretched piece of bubble gum"

Best description ever...

[pwdunmore]

That is amazing lmao... MS paint FTW!

[loki]

"resemble an over stretched piece of bubble gum"

Best description ever...

in your case bubble gum = chiclet (single piece)

[horto]

This is how I propose we tackle your boosted furnace.

Explanation provided below.


Furnace
Once we force feed your furnace with boost, it'll get pissed off (see image of furnace gritting teeth) and produce all sorts of heat we can harness to warm your house AND your water. Green folks, take note. You can make power AND save the planet.

So much heat will radiate from this furnace that if we were to turn it up to full power, we could flash cook 4 cows on each floor in under 30 seconds. Nelly would be proud.



Outside, heat will emanate from Loki's house as if it were Goku powering up to Super Saiyan and warm 3 city blocks in the coldest of winters. Green folks, take note once more. Surrounding residents won't need to run their furnaces once we get this guy online.


Intake
HTP 4" intake. Good for over 600hp mated to a black cone style AEM filter. We don't want to look too ricey here with red or blue filter elements; understated looks go a long way.

The screen in front of the mass airflow sensor acts as an airflow straightener and a barrier to prevent babies from getting sucked in. We don't advise you bring your babies to view this monster setup as you won't walk out of the room with your bundle of joy in your arms. Boyracer, this one is for you; Girlracer should stay at home.

Men, I know what you're thinking. Pornstar member if you get close enough. No, no, no and no! Unless you want your junk to resemble an over stretched piece of bubble gum, I don't recommend it.

Turbo
After wiping off the year old cobwebs, the GT3071 should be good to go. Its efficient up to ~450hp but we're not here to make wimpy power; we'll crank this bish to the low 500s. At this point, this turbo has spent more time near the furnace than it has in a car so I expect it would exhibit symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome if we were to put it in Loki's Speed.

I know what you're thinking, Fast_Dude: Faaaaaaaccckkk!

Think this setup couldn't get any greener? Think again. The turbo CHRA is cooled with house water. Cold water comes in, hot water comes out. No need for an additional fossil fuel burning, ozone depleting, baby bird killing hot water tank. Green y0!



Catalytic Converter
Affectionately dubbed "Meow" because we call it a "cat". We don't need to run two cats in this setup since this runs so green, flowers and sunshine already comes out the loud as f**k Cherry Bomb Exhaust.

Exhaust
The mother of all loud @$$ axleback exhausts. Statements are made when your exhaust sounds like the starting line of a NASCAR event. Nuff said.

Intercooler
30+ PSI needs an intercooler. I suggest running the Treadstone TR1245 which is good for 860hp. This 12.5" X 22" X 4.5" core will cool the intake charge to below ambient temperatures with the imbued pixie dust and unicorn fluids.

CelestSpeed3 will be jealous at the size of this mother and will likely fit this unit on his pu by tomorrow.

Blow Off Valve
We don't recirculate our boost, we vent that hoe to the atmosphere. We don't suggest standing in the same room with this thing goes off. The pressure change will be so great that when ambient pressure returns to normal, you'll die from the bends.

Pacifier
Pacifiers keep babies from crying and furnaces from killing.

Meth Injection
Soon to be added to the pile of car parts near Loki's furnace. Might as well put it to use and cool the intake charge below freezing. The highly sophisticated drinking bird will hit the toggle button at precise intervals to cool the intake charge and prevent the furnace from blowing up from detonation.

Furnace Management System
The COBB Furnace Management System is still in Beta. Should it prove to be successful, COBB will release it to the public and all beta testers will get a cut of the profits. We can assure you, we'll get it to target the proper AFR.

Not pictured here is the COBB THERMOStat made of unobtainium and recycled pink fog LEDs.

[Thrizzl3]

lol...but how is that mother of a furnace bolted to the floor...making all that heat..it must need some high heat brackets.

[rzapata]

Oh man. This is the awesome of awesomes.

This should be put into it's own thread and stickied. Hehe.

[fywdyl]

in your case bubble gum = chiclet (single piece)

Yup, loki knows from the one night we spent together....

[boyracer]

lol, @BlueStreak, pure awesomeness.

[Mr Wilson]

hahaha sticky

[Booostin]

no he forgot the gen1 hood with hoodscoop which actually serves no purpose, but we must haz it

You can include a front lip to that.. cuz they serve no purpose either

[loki]

I love this thread

[Snotrocket]

This is how I propose we tackle your boosted furnace.

Explanation provided below.


Furnace
Once we force feed your furnace with boost, it'll get pissed off (see image of furnace gritting teeth) and produce all sorts of heat we can harness to warm your house AND your water. Green folks, take note. You can make power AND save the planet.

So much heat will radiate from this furnace that if we were to turn it up to full power, we could flash cook 4 cows on each floor in under 30 seconds. Nelly would be proud.



Outside, heat will emanate from Loki's house as if it were Goku powering up to Super Saiyan and warm 3 city blocks in the coldest of winters. Green folks, take note once more. Surrounding residents won't need to run their furnaces once we get this guy online.


Intake
HTP 4" intake. Good for over 600hp mated to a black cone style AEM filter. We don't want to look too ricey here with red or blue filter elements; understated looks go a long way.

The screen in front of the mass airflow sensor acts as an airflow straightener and a barrier to prevent babies from getting sucked in. We don't advise you bring your babies to view this monster setup as you won't walk out of the room with your bundle of joy in your arms. Boyracer, this one is for you; Girlracer should stay at home.

Men, I know what you're thinking. Pornstar member if you get close enough. No, no, no and no! Unless you want your junk to resemble an over stretched piece of bubble gum, I don't recommend it.

Turbo
After wiping off the year old cobwebs, the GT3071 should be good to go. Its efficient up to ~450hp but we're not here to make wimpy power; we'll crank this bish to the low 500s. At this point, this turbo has spent more time near the furnace than it has in a car so I expect it would exhibit symptoms of Stockholm Syndrome if we were to put it in Loki's Speed.

I know what you're thinking, Fast_Dude: Faaaaaaaccckkk!

Think this setup couldn't get any greener? Think again. The turbo CHRA is cooled with house water. Cold water comes in, hot water comes out. No need for an additional fossil fuel burning, ozone depleting, baby bird killing hot water tank. Green y0!



Catalytic Converter
Affectionately dubbed "Meow" because we call it a "cat". We don't need to run two cats in this setup since this runs so green, flowers and sunshine already comes out the loud as f**k Cherry Bomb Exhaust.

Exhaust
The mother of all loud @$$ axleback exhausts. Statements are made when your exhaust sounds like the starting line of a NASCAR event. Nuff said.

Intercooler
30+ PSI needs an intercooler. I suggest running the Treadstone TR1245 which is good for 860hp. This 12.5" X 22" X 4.5" core will cool the intake charge to below ambient temperatures with the imbued pixie dust and unicorn fluids.

CelestSpeed3 will be jealous at the size of this mother and will likely fit this unit on his pu by tomorrow.

Blow Off Valve
We don't recirculate our boost, we vent that hoe to the atmosphere. We don't suggest standing in the same room with this thing goes off. The pressure change will be so great that when ambient pressure returns to normal, you'll die from the bends.

Pacifier
Pacifiers keep babies from crying and furnaces from killing.

Meth Injection
Soon to be added to the pile of car parts near Loki's furnace. Might as well put it to use and cool the intake charge below freezing. The highly sophisticated drinking bird will hit the toggle button at precise intervals to cool the intake charge and prevent the furnace from blowing up from detonation.

Furnace Management System
The COBB Furnace Management System is still in Beta. Should it prove to be successful, COBB will release it to the public and all beta testers will get a cut of the profits. We can assure you, we'll get it to target the proper AFR.

Not pictured here is the COBB THERMOStat made of unobtainium and recycled pink fog LEDs.

How long did this take you? lol

[Fobio]

How long did this take you? lol

you should know Mike...Dave does this shit for a livin'...

[Snotrocket]

you should know Mike...Dave does this shit for a livin'...

Boosts furnaces?

[loki]

Boosts furnaces?

If your furnace isn't boosted, your furnace isn't boosted

[loki]

speaking of boosted and booostin' the guy posts something for sale and then vanishes


do kids these days not know how to sell stuff?

[copycat10]

speaking of boosted and booostin' the guy posts something for sale and then vanishes


do kids these days not know how to sell stuff?

maybe he is taking a dump!.... That was random of me

[Booostin]

maybe he is taking a dump!.... That was random of me

No dumps were taken

[Fack_Dude]

lol thanks for the confidence

You will get it the internals installed with no problems.

[loki]

lol thanks for the confidence

You were the one freakin out