Thanks to @Kris, picked up his custom carbon front splitter for a song.
Front splitter by Steve Hayward, on Flickr
Some double-sided tape and 4 screws later:
Front splitter by Steve Hayward, on Flickr
Front splitter by Steve Hayward, on Flickr
Front splitter by Steve Hayward, on Flickr
Will probably paint or wrap those little side winglets as well which I've always wanted to do.
Plus I put my effed-up driver's side skirt back on too. Not sure I'll get to paint this summer so might as well roll with it on even if it has some paint scratches on it.